Dirty boy. Dirty, dirty boy!
And, how’s that for a sentence you never thought you’d read?
It quickly occurred to me that I had a fuckin’ toothbrush up my ass.
Remind me not to tell you folks what happens to your penis when you use liquid dishwashing detergent as a lubricant for masturbation.
Toothbrush, yes well, this isn’t, shall we say, an isolated incident in the annals of mankind.
Though I must admit that toothpase is a new one on me. Never was much fro lubricants while growing up, but stuffed animals? Wellllll
I should introduce you to my best friend, Kia. She had a stuffed Unicorn (wink wink…).
You realise, I hope, that you just let a priceless Freudian slip opportunity escape with that particular turn of phrase…
er…I could be wrong, but doesn’t toothpaste have little grains in it to make it mildly abrasive? Isn’t that one of the reasons they used to use baking soda? It would certainly explain all the cute.
And toothbrushes…you’re weird, man. When I got curious about that I just used my fingers or a carrot.
Um, I’d appreciate it if you’d rephrase this. :eek:
But, DRY… don’t you want to proclaim our secret mutual masturbation and hand-job sessions to the world? Don’t deny our relationship!
ok, I have a feeling I’m going to be sorry, but I have to ask. Why don’t you have pubic hair?
You’ve never heard of a razor?
Du-u-u-u-uh!
My goodness, this has been troubling me all day (and what a way to spend Easter, eh?). I will send you some in the mail if it is really that difficult to get. Maybe I should start a foundation to get these products to poor college students everywhere. It seems the future of America is at stake. Toothpaste! I never.
Okay, okay, okay…
I hereby vow to never, ever, EVER relate the Toothpaste Story on these boards ever again. And I also vow to never, ever relate the status of my pubic hair ever again.
Unless I have a fit of temporary insanity, in which case I ask that everyone hurl monkey dung at me.
Well, I figured as much, I just wondered, WHY?
Is it a personal preference? Hygyine? I’m just curious. I
figured if you comfortable enough to tell us you have no pubic hair, you would mind telling us why?
It just feels nice. So smooooooth… and, for some reason, I never have a problem with itching.
Of course, if I actually had someone to impress with a shaven groin area, I’d enjoy it even more…
Well, SPOOFE, I’m impressed! 
Wow, now I REALLY enjoy it!
Sorry, SPOOFE, but while I’m sure you’re a swell guy, I’m a firm believer in no love = no sex.
Hell, I’m an open minded guy, though. Are you the type of person I could fall in love with?
Compatible interests? I guess you’d past that test.
Leaving the toilet seat down/up? You’d pass that one, too.
Sharing toothbrush/toothpaste? :eek:
OOPS…Sorry, better luck next time.