What's your masturbation technique?

Up until maybe the last 3 - 5 years I was a right-hand wanker, my right hand being my dominant hand.

Somewhere along the line I changed to left hand and I’ve masturbated with my left hand exclusively since then. Not sure why. It just feels better now. Like I broke up with a long term girlfriend and started dating someone else.

Also I’m uncircumcised so normally I don’t use lotion except on special occasions. Additionally, I’m a in-and-out guy. I don’t think I’ve ever wanked longer than 10 minutes and the concept of hour long “edging” sessions is completely alien to me. As long as I cum, the job has been accomplished.

I like to post way too much personal information on the internet on a board I just joined. Forcing randos to read about it. So hot!

You’re doing it right now, aren’t you.
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I’m circumcised so I cover myself head to toe with lotion and do hour long edging sessions while looking at pictures of sexy aliens.

I be strokin’.

The OP seems to once and done. Think he’ll ever come back?

Probably not. He’s just jerking us off.

Well, it’s only been 36 minutes; give the poor fellow some time to recuperate…

Assuming his likely age, he’s had plenty of time.

Same as the technique for setting off nuclear weapons.

I cover my penis with explosive lenses to compress my penis from all directions at the same exact instant. Then, WATCH OUT!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Novice.

An expert would channel the power from that 1st orgasm down the penis shaft and let it compress the shaft, creating a fusion reaction that will greatly dwarf the initial orgasm’s power. The first exists only to set off the second.

Amateur.

An evil genius would also then encase his genitals in cobalt thorium g so that orgasming will cover the earth in a doomsday shroud.

I just lie back and think of England.

I’m an American. That’s what makes it hot.

Is there a better place to post this? Should I put a NWS warning beforehand? I’m used to posting on a different forum where graphic sex details are normal.

Isn’t this witnessing? And if so, doesn’t it belong in Great Debates?

No. I did it in the bathroom at work earlier and I will do it again later tonight.

What does that have to do with being circumcised?

major_major tmi

Behind spoiler tags maybe?

I stroke it to the east
And i stroke it to the west
And i stroke it to the woman that i love the best