I’m 30
Well, now you have went too far. I didn’t need to know that. And please, please tell me you don’t work in fast food, please.
No, I’m an Accountant.
This is the message board that featured pan-fried semen, so I don’t think it’s actually possible to post too much information here.
Is your middle name also Major? And were you ever an officer in the Army? Say between the rank of captain and colonel?
I’m intrigued
I use sand.
You stole my answer. No fair!!!
I’m a petrolsexual. I use Ferrari’s and Lamborghini’s. And a Corvette once, but I much prefer the Italians and their sexy tail lights.
National Weather Service? You mean like, “Take shelter, Stormy’s cumming.”?
Maybe we need a new forum - we could call it
Mass Debates
None of your business.
Is that really how setting off nuclear weapons works? So I did learn something in this thread.
In a nut[del]sack[/del]shell.
As long was we’re getting more details, does your foreplay involve Cheetos in any manner?
You’re soaking in it.
Soaking in Cheetos? There’s a new Rule 34 one for me.
You are a very, very bad person and i want you to go sit in that corner and think up some more.
Ancient Chinese secret…?
OK Madge!