Yes, specifically, the Nagasaki type weapon.
Graphic sex details are normal here as well, but we prefer you take us out to dinner at least once before asking us to describe our masturbation technique.
Summa cum laude. Others do so quietly.
I never understood, in the original saying, whether thinking of England was something that was supposed to make the thinker happy or unhappy.
Hide Fido!
I understood it as being a patriotic duty.
And here’s a bag of Cheetos to take with you!
Reminds me of this:
A guy goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange.” Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guys penis isnt orange. Doc tells the guy, “This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a persons life.”
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, “How are things going at work?” The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, “No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, Im getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy.” So the doc figures this isnt the reason.
He asks the guy, “Hows your home life?” The guy says, “Well, I got divorced about eight months ago.” The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, “No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch.” So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, “Do you have any hobbies or a social life?” The guy replies, “No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos.”
Wrong poster.
You didn’t need to know he’s 30?
What’s with the uncircumcised people always thinking the circumcised folk need lotion or other type of lubricant?
I didn’t need to know he is masturbating at work. But, I really didn’t need to know any of this thread. I am sorry I read it, at all.
Correction: He’s soaking in it.
:eek:
Bob Newhart?
I know, I just wanted to make you type 'masturbating at work."
I outsource it to my wife.
Thread winner.
Played Major Major in the movie based on Catch-22.
Oh thanks, so kind of you to include me. Ain’t this fun?
Pervert! :mad: