Did you hear that story recently? Apparently you can’t put cum on a cake.
I’m reasonably certain that some people would take that as a challenge, and find it wasn’t much of one.
Whichever approach to the pun they took.
But to answer the question: I’m circumcised, so I usually just use Major_Major’s foreskin.
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That’s one weird emoji. A friend texted it to me and I told him he shouldn’t use it as it is offensive to people with Parkinson’s. He thought I was serious and told me he’d stop.
Thank you for that visual. :mad:
It’s a shame **Master Wang-Ka **hasn’t posted in a while. If there was ever a thread that needed him, this is it.
Stephen Colbert did!
Mike Rowe and Dave Barry both have some rather interesting stories to tell about eating sperm, but it was fish sperm.
Does that count, and was that the case here too?
No. Someone got really, really bored and pan fried their own semen. Unfortunately, I think the picture link is broken. Does anyone have the thread link [del]handy? On hand? Around?[/del] available?
It uh…comes up if you Google it.
Maybe wish I hadn’t.
My guess is because you use a right-handed mouse.
I don’t masterbate.
The first rule of masturbation club is you don’t talk about masturbation club.
It started with a discussion about the nutritional value of semen though, didn’t it?
Something about left-hand drive vs right-hand drive ?
Could be a consequence of the Internet age. Now you need your dominant hand to work the mouse when viewing porn sites.
I’m not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own.
As I understand it, the saying goes back to Victorian England. In that society, women were not supposed to enjoy sex, so on the eve of their weddings, young brides were told by their mothers to “lie back and think of England” while fulfilling their “wifely duties” .
It was both a rationale, that sex was intended to bring about babies to provide the next generation of empire builders, and something to do to take the young woman’s mind off that obviously unpleasant activity.
This is
Mundane Pointless Things I Must Share
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Mundane Pointy Things I Must Share
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Just kidding, carry on.
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