Yea, you do that and I am suggesting: Mensturally pointless stuff I must post.
And, boy, can we women fill that board with sound and fury. War stories, pain/blood/smells, and more info than anyone would ever want to read.
Which is why I read/respond at the L-J vaginapagina site.
“A place for everything and everything in its place.”
(Oh, sorry, thought that was Minstrelsy.)
Ah yes, war stories.
Well. Sounds like someone’s on the rag. 
Really? I use Bob Newhart’s (when he’s in town).
Not sure why this is so controversial at a place that has extensively covered sexual lives, intimate details of marriages, wiping techniques and other bathroom habits, etc. I guess sex with someone you love is just too much for this place.
I don’t know. Same goes with sensitivity and the idea that we were robbed of our ability to feel pleasure. I definitely don’t need any more sensitivity down there. Not trying to go from like 30 seconds to 15.
I lie on my back and think of England.
I use various techniques.
I beat it like it owes me money.
I choke it like a chicken.
I occasionally engage in hand to gland combat.
Sometimes much agoo about nothing.
I also spank it like a monkey.
Thanks for asking!
It’s being treated with derision because:
- The OP is a new member. Sure, we might discuss anything over the lunch table, but the new guy has to spend some time participating in our discussions before tossing off his own.
- It’s a poorly constructed OP. Sure, it’s in MPSIMS, but we expect at least some justification for a question. (Unless it’s something we all are perfectly comfortable sharing publicly, like mother’s maiden name and last four digit of account number.)
See post 13.
I see what you did there.
“We are college roommates. No need to be ashamed of masturbation. Feel free to jerk off whether I’m in the room or not. By the way, my name is Rob.”
Paraphrased from the Onion but somehow seems appropriate.
I lie on my stomach and think of Australia.
Back to masturbating at work, I once had a male friend tell me he had made a point of masturbating at every workplace he’d ever had.
This would have been merely an interesting fact, had he not told me from behind the bar where he worked. Where I was drinking at the bar. Quite close to the Gents toilets.
Sideways in China?
(I am sorry, I am bad, and my Daddy was a Marine)
I didn’t see that coming.
I’m highly impressed that no one has yet said they are masturbating like a motherfuck.
However, the female posters are beating around the bush.
There’s that old saying: one in the hand is worth two in the bush.