I saw this, and all I could think was,
Once I WAS the King of Spain!
King Of Spain Issues ‘Unprecedented’ Apology For Elephant-Hunting Trip
Pssst! That’s not really the King! The real King is vacuuming the turf at [del]Skydome[/del] Rogers Center these days, I hear.
I thought he was working at the Pizza, Pizza!
It’s laissez-faire, I don’t even give a care.
I would just like to add that I approve of this thread, and the unspeakable wife Queen Lisa
Don’t mention Lisa!
And remember, slower pizza’s more luscious. The King of Spain never rushes!
I wonder if new babies still get chocolate eclairs.
I really supported his bid to make Friday part of the weekend…
It was all fine until it he started jamming with Moxy Fruvous, and then it all just ended.
The Princess of Monaco cheats at crokinole anyway.
He has stood up and walked, though his hip was sprained
With the country turning circles running down the drain
I guess others are hoping that he’ll end his reign
But it’s his destiny to be the king of Spain