Seems we all love bacon:

Didya see the fucking size of that steak?

Jebus, it’s small wonder you merkins are a tad on the large side

[QUOTE=tdn]
Yum! My stomach is growling, my mouth is watering, and my left side is all numb and tingly.
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It’s called a stroke.

[QUOTE=NinjaChick]
I’m not ashamed to admit it. Bacon’s gross, and the smell lingers and never ever goes away.

There, I said it.
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Heretic.

Burn her

[QUOTE=chowder]
Heretic.

Burn her
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No, chicken fry her!