Seethe You in September...

Migraines suck. I was having horrible ones last year and it was traced back to my birth control so I had to stop taking it for fear I would develop a blood clot. They were the worst I’d ever had in my life, I’d go numb and think I was having a stroke. Thankfully that stopped and the worst headaches stopped but now I’m having sinus headache issues. Maybe I should try taking claritin in the fall and see if that helps.

Rick Kitchen that I’d hard. Right now my mom is in the hospital, has been for 2 months and mostly because she can’t come home (with me, she lives with me) due to the stairs. Now I’m in talks with people about getting her into long term care and they are unsure if she can make decisions for herself, at the moment she is more herself than she’s been since the start of the year due to a whole host of problems that cropped up and we didn’t catch that early, including cancer (pretty curable they are saying so that’s good at least). At some point here I’ll probably have to get something done so I can make decisions if she loses it again. The sad thing is, she’s only 64.

Someone called to ask me about my most recent visit to my branch bank. The caller id came up “unavailable,” but I was right there and answered the phone anyway…

We were doing okay until we got to this question:

Pollster: What was the job title of the person you spoke with at the bank?

Me: Um…I have no idea.

Pollster: Well, we can give you some options. Was it a branch manager?

Me: I’m pretty sure I just said I had no idea.

P: Was it a teller?

M: Okay, I KNOW I just said I had no idea. Please stop asking me questions to which you already know the answer is going to be “I don’t know.”

P: I have to ask these questions in this order, sir–

M: Then you’re wasting my time, and your company is wasting yours.

End of call.

Lord, give me strength.

Panic attacks suck fucking shit. That is all.

I see an elderly gent walking into the hospital, about 70 or so, with a prominent hearing aid.

He’s wearing a Rolling Stones t-shirt.

Give it another ten years, and the starry decreps will be wearing AC/DC t-shirts.

You think 70 is “elderly?” Wait until you’re my age (66) and it’s right around the corner. I know this wasn’t your point, but there are those among us who aren’t “starry decreps” even though the years are creeping up.

What’s “starry” anyway?

eta: Oh, and wondering why your post is in the pit…

I’m such an idiot. I had a dry flap of skin on my heel and decided to cut it off so it wouldn’t keep catching on things. Cut too far and now I have a cut on my foot that makes it too sore to walk on. Way to sabotage your exercise program, moron. :smack:

I know just what you mean. When I was moving, I wanted my stuff to go to people who needed it. I got so mad about people not showing up when they promised that I dragged my stuff down to the curb and it was all gone within an hour.

I kinda wish I hadn’t read this tread tonight. I’m having an ocular migraine and the tunnel vision is making me nutz.

However, I needed to rant about my cats. Again.

The scratching post in the living room was looking pretty tattered. My BB wanted to toss it into the landfill and buy a new one. I’m a tree hugger, so I wanted to refurbish it with new hemp rope. After we discussed this, BB agreed that I had the best idea because the cats would be upset if we got rid of their beloved scratching post. We won’t talk about the part where I wore jammies to bed.

So, armed with new rope and a hot glue gun, I pulled the tattered rope off and made the scratching post better than new.

All of our cats looked at it and said “oh, fuck no” and climbed on the other tree. Asshole cats will get new trees from now on.

Just like a cat. :slight_smile:

Although it’s probably just that they don’t like the smell of the glue you used. Give it a couple of days for any volatiles to outgas and they’ll probably love it again.

Fuck it. My car won’t start. Usually, if I drive it once a week in the warmer weather, like I’ve been doing, it still starts after a week, but not today.

God damn it.

At least I’m glad I live in an area where I can get around without a car. I’d hate to have to be dependent on a car.

Given that Mick Jagger is 72, this isn’t even surprising. A fondness for rock concerts would even account for the hearing aid.

They’d probably prefer a box anyway.

I’m sure that you are right. Not to mention that they are cats and as such, don’t like any changes in their lives.

Rick Kitchen You are totally right about them loving boxes. What is it about cats that makes them say “All of your boxes are belong to me”? I happen to know that cats came before cardboard boxes, so how did that evolve into them?

My very mini rant: I found a source of locally hand made goat milk soap. Delightful stuff, all natural, the ingredients are all locally sourced. I like to support local businesses so its a win-win for me. Nice soap that I like, local farmer is getting more business. I told all of my friends about the soaps and lotions, they bought some and loved them.

Of course, I was stupid enough to tell them about the coffee soap and they tried it and loved it. So, I wanted to buy some more and the farmer was out because of all the unexpected business. Way to shoot myself in the foot there :frowning:

I have two cats who do not like boxes. In fact, they will run away if you put a box on the floor. This is totally un-cat-like behavior in my experience. I think maybe it’s due to them having been abandoned twice during their first few weeks of life and then fostered by a cat rescue group who took them to adoption events every week for several months. I think they spent as much time as they wanted to in boxes. The boy kitty is bolder and he won’t flee from the cat carrier, but the little girl goes nuts when you try to put her in the carrier and then cries the whole time she’s in it. Breaks my heart really when I think how awful their early life was to turn them against boxes. So I just spoil them.

Bit of the old nadsat; slovo from A Clockwork Orange, a real horrorshow film. :slight_smile:

When do the damn cicadas shut up and die already? They’re so goddamned loud during the day and make creepy as hell clicking sounds at night. Loud, creepy fuckers. I’m on the fourth floor, with treetops outside my windows, right where the loud creepy fuckers like to hang out.

First, I posted a classified ad in my job search.
Then I got a reply to my email from…another designer looking for a job?

They didn’t even read enough to realize they were looking at a classified. Then I went down the laundry list. No email subject. A resume file that has a mis-spelled filename (“rsume”). A resume filled with exclamation points and a heart. Proudly proclaiming their 2.90 gpa while getting an Associate’s Degree. A bullet-point achievement that they bought an artist alley table at a small-town unknown convention once. A link to a “portfolio” that was actually an instagram account half filled with scribbles, personal photos, and fandom reposts. A few noteworthy illustrations among the junk but no design work of any kind.

I was just so overwhelmed by this person’s complete and utter apathy to put in even a modicum of effort. Did their professors teach them nothing? Did they have no respect for themselves? Did they really think no professionalism is needed in the art industry? How can a person be so clueless?

I actually made a 9-item numbered list as a reply, detailing all the ways in which their presentation was awful and how they needed to improve or they would never get a job. Why did I even bother?

I’m beginning to lose faith in human beings…

First, I’m fighting a losing battle against ignorance - the manager of the Cumberland Island National Seashore has proposed that the feral horses be removed from the island in some humane way. The herd isn’t healthy, they do terrible things to the delicate ecology of the preserve, they aren’t any sort of unique genotype or endangered anything. People are losing their minds about the horses and how they “belong” on the island. (No, they were introduced a couple of centuries ago, and they’re as much a nuisance as feral hogs on an island ecosystem, dammit.) People are actually arguing that eastern equine encephalitis and West Nile virus and intestinal blockages and malnutrition aren’t so bad, keep the horsies! Schmucks. (Frankly, I think that the only way it’s gonna happen is to sterilize the herd and let them die out. The last time this sort of thing was proposed, our estimable US Representative blocked any action by adding a rider to an unrelated bill. Because he’s a schmuck. But the park service is tasked with preserving this island, in its natural state. So the horses and the hogs really have to go. No one gets sentimental about Wilbur, because bacon is delicious, but horsies are special!)

And then I learn that an old and dear acquaintance of mine - an absolute pillar of the college town that I love - a lovely, eccentric, wonderful old man, has been jailed without bond for violating probation. His original offense? He needed (help) to clean his yard and carport - local civil code violation. He has been working hard, with help as available, to make that happen, but right now he’s sitting in jail until something can be arranged. How in the Wide Wide World of Sports does it help to put a 66-year-old man on probation, and then jail him, versus, say, hooking him up with social services? I will be calling the district attorney’s office in the morning, along with probably dozens or hundreds of other outraged people who love that weird old man. Might not help, but who knows? (An attorney has already stepped forward and taken his case, pro bono, thank goodness. Otherwise, I believe that legions of us would be storming the jail at the earliest opportunity.)

Tonight’s final straw, though, was learning through a local consumer’s group that some goat felching bastard had sneaked into a family’s back yard today and stolen the contents of the deep freezer on the back porch. The victim of the theft actually posted on social media to thank the city police officer who came to take the report - he’d been very courteous and professional, and had taken an extra few minutes to let the 3-year-old sit in his patrol car and such. But when I saw the girl’s profile photo, and the mention of a small child, I sent a private message - could she afford to replace that food and feed her family? Turns out? Five children under age seven, including special needs/triplets. Husband had worked 20 hours overtime last week so that they could stock up the freezer.

Who steals food from little children?! (I know - thieves. Thieving bastards. Goat felching sons of bitches.)

At least she lives nearby. We don’t have a lot, but I have a full freezer. Wish I could offer to share filet mignon, but I can share enough chicken and ground beef and pork chops and such to get them through to payday. (I’m taking Tony with me to drop off the food, too, so that he can offer advice on securing the yard and freezer. As a mama, I’d be as worried about my children’s security as the food!)

People. I’d like to have more faith in them, but they aren’t giving me much to work with today.

Nah, we have other ways; this is just the simplest one to grind the gears of people who don’t really understand what ‘passive aggressive’ means, and who get annoyed when they can’t think of anything that annoys them.

They also think that they are not annoying at all. Evah.

And fuck me - I almost ran over a cyclist last night. Maybe THAT’s what it’ll take to illustrate that night riding a bicycle without lights around a corner on the wrong side of the road won’t get your degree finished.

Lacunae Matata - those horsies could fix ALL those problems. YEEE-HAAAA!

I like the way you think. But I’m not stupid enough to try to manhandle one of those feral beasts into any semblance of cooperation! (Honestly, some folks are proposing “just let people adopt those sweet horsies.” I’m all for animal rescue, but it’s hard enough to get a handle on a feral cat without needing two trips to the emergency room. I’ll let some moron deal with a thousand pounds plus of wild stallion!)

If legal sorts of options don’t work to bust my friend out of the pokey, the mob will probably turn to beer - bribe the deputies? Lob some lager at the gates? Tailgate outside the jail until our friend comes to advise us on the best local brews and obscure local musicians? It could work!

I was thinking more along the lines of cheval, myself… then again, they probably would fail the veterinary tests.