Sela Ward - Queen of the Undead?

APB - I think the point of those commercials is that, as she says, “It pays to buy in bulk.” The people are shopping in a Sam’s Club-type store, and she is touting Sprint’s 1,000 minutes of long-distance calling per month for $20.

(By the way, do the math. Unless you are on the phone making long-distance phone calls of more than an hour in length every other day, this plan is a rip-off.)

Her initial commercial in the black suit, flipping around on the cables, was clearly “Mission:Impossible” inspired. How that carries over to this latest ad, however, isn’t clear. “The producer likes seeing Sela’s ass in tight leather” makes more sense to me than anything else.

Yes, I think she is quite fine. And that sultry voice – I’d listen attentively to her reading the phone book.

But I agree, she should get out to the beach for some sun a little more often.

Well, I’m hearing general agreement here, so it looks like I was correct after all.

I would just like to cast my vote as a person completely willing to sell my soul to the Queen of the Undead. Willing slave? You betcha.

Indeed. And I can’t seem to find any fault with the decision.

And to yamo1 – I think she is 43 years old. The sensual ripening of Time has only enhanced her appeal, giving her an ageless sultry essence that any 20 year old swimsuit model would give her implants for. She can have my soul as well.

Yes, it looks almost as if the deliberately whitened her face.

She is a stunningly beautiful woman, but that commercial just makes her look creepy.