Do any of you have any of them out there.
Here are a few:
My grandfather used to tell me that there are three kinds of people; those who can do math and those who can’t.
My uncle told me the two secrets of keeping people in suspense. 1. Never tell 'em everything you know.
Know what the most important aspect in telling a joke is? (Loooooooong pause). Timing.
So, what are your self-referential jokes?
Zev Steinhardt
There are two kinds of people: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co…
MOOOOO!
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who can count in binary, and those who can’t.
There’s the one where a preist, a rabbi, a blonde, a horse, a Scotsman and Monica Lewinsky walk into a bar, prompting the bartender to remark “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
This reminds of a really funny story.
re·cur·sion (rē-kûr’ zhən) n. See recursion.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Pete and Repete were in a boat . .
8 out of 5 people don’t understand fractions.
71% of statistics are made up on the spot.
there was a guy who said afjkhsdahfsdasdalfkj!hfsdafas)(udas7fy a?aj a lot.
He met a preist, a rabbi, a blonde, a horse, a Scotsman and Monica Lewinsky, Interrupting cow my grandfather, my uncle, a bartender, Pete and Repete.
He said said afjkhsdahfsdasdalfkj!hfsdafas)(udas7fy a?aj to them. they said
Where am I? We’re supposed to be in the other posts!
And besides, that was the dumbest sounding joke I heard!
Yes, but 80% of people believe any statistic, 84% believe any set of two statistics, and that percentage rises to an incredible 92.1% if you make up a third statistic containing a decimal point.