It’s the tone with which she is always right.
Well, maybe it’s like Cecil says. A fellow ain’t a self-righteous prick on his own, just a little piece of the big self-righteous prick that belongs to everybody. Wherever you post - wherever there’s a argument over grammar, about the difference between its and it’s, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a thread about a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there saying you don’t have all the facts. I’ll be in the way guys post all in caps when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way regulars hold grudges over posts made long ago, and when the newbies get flamed for starting threads on old topics - I’ll be there, too.
You are going to need an Aztec calender to have enough months to even get a good start.
This whole thread is beneath me.
Well, you can filter it down with a sorting algorithm – maybe a list of actions that earn “Self-Righeous Prick” points.
Tom Goad
I’m self-righteous, but I’m not a prick - so does that make me half empty, or half full?
I’m a prick, but not exceptionally self-righteous. Glad to know ya.
Can I be the guy in the middle with his tongue sticking out?
Its going to be harder than finding the right prick in a cock fight.
I’d go with a passel of pricks.
I like murder.
Yes.
A murder of pricks.
That would be crows. And I firmly denounce, renounce and condemn your implied ornithological racism in the snottiest possible terms.
Thank you, Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop (Mrs).
Congress?
Oh great, another popularity contest thread.
A penetration of pricks.
I’m a self-righteous idiot, is that close enough? Well, I guess I’m not especially self-righteous either. Unless I’m in an idiotic rage against someone being self-righteous, in which case I don’t tolerate the intolerance and … oh, balls.
It appears that I am a self righteous prick, even when I am going out of my way to be polite and respectful. Surely that must win some sort of prize.
I can’t be the only one who went into this thread just to check for my own name, am I?