I agree with elmwood -not having a prick of my own, I stand behind that endorsement.
self righteously,
an seanchai
Look, it’s one thing to think that you’re better than most people in general (which is probably true becuase you’re here). It’s quite another thing to presume to be above the average of the SDMB. That would be rude. And unfair.
Unless…
Unless we make it fair by *all of us *doing it! Yes, as of right now, we are all above average, even for the SDMB!
This is called the Lake Wobegon Effect.
(from Wikipedia.org) "The Lake Wobegon effect
Main article: Illusory superiority
The characterization of the fictional location, where “all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average,” has been used to describe a real and pervasive human tendency to overestimate one’s achievements and capabilities in relation to others. The Lake Wobegon effect, where all or nearly all of a group claim to be above average, has been observed among drivers, CEOs, stock market analysts, college students, parents, and state education officials, among others."
Now, some will insist that ther is a logical lapse here, and it will make us all look bad. But heck! We’re all so helpful here in the war against ignorance, and have been for many years! So we can have one huge logical lapse, and still carry on!
We’re entitled, dammit!
I’ve always said this world would be a better place if y’all would just shut the hell up and do what I tell you.
Mmmm, that’s good satire. 
To all of the posters proclaiming themselves self-righteous pricks: You are right. In fact, every single poster on this forum, except me, is a self-righteous prick. I am the lone exemplar of decorum, wisdom, and humility, which makes me morally superior to all of you.
You bunch of self-righteous pricks.
I am not a self-righteous prick.
I am just filling space until a real self-righteous prick comes along to repeat the same fucking joke for the millionth fucking time.
“IT IS NOT YOU, IT IS “I” WHO IS THE SELF RIGHTEOUS PRICK. HUR HUR HUR, AINT I THE WITTY ONE”.
Seriously, you are retards. All of you.
Don’t you mean self righteous retards? Wanker!
A codpiece of pricks. A circle jerk of pricks.
A plethora of pricks.
A poke of pricks. Or jab.
Most of the people in this thread.
My Superiority complex is not illusory damnit! I may not have all the accomplishments, but my superiority is innate. 
A bellowing of asses has a certain ring to it.
I’m coming to really respect you more and more. Very classy.
And while I’m here, the turning point for me regarding** twix** (as a poster) was this thread.
Holy shit, that thread is full of crazy! I need some system for determining which thread with a completely innocuous-looking title I need to click on, and which I can to skip.
Edit: While I’m here, I’d like to change G, too. Good times, that guy.
Wait a minute. I don’t want to change Gfactor at all. Well, maybe, if I could turn him into some sort of half-man, half-shark super hero. That’d be cool. But for now, *thanking *him will be plenty.
You were probably thinking of his diaper.
This prick party is a total sausage-fest.
But how would he breathe?!
How would he smell? Probably awful.