Been a long while since I’ve posted anything here. I’ll need to look around and see if anything still looks familiar.
Meanwhile, I’m looking for inexpensive computer peripherals in my area. What are the odds that a computer mouse procured at an urban Goodwill is contaminated with trace amounts of human semen? Wondering because I’m a xenospermatophobe and I’ve seen Avenue Q. 
Since I doubt there are any peer-reviewed studies on this, let’s move it over to IMHO.
Colibri
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is it an optical mouse or is it a mouse with balls?
Hoping to get some facts, though. Maybe some CSI folks lurking???
I know a guy who wrote his thesis on this. He graduated magna cum laude.
Post/username combo hilarity!
Don’t Forget to swab it for vaginal fluids too.
Hard to say. The odds are probably very, very long.
You can get a brand new optical mouse for under 10 bucks at Walmart. Semen costs extra.
How often do you think that CSI investigators test computer mice for semen? And in any case one presumes that computer mice found at crime scenes are a non-random sample of all computer mice.
If said mouse is fertile, I really wonder what the offspring will look like.
got my mouse 2nd hand at Goodwill, as well
…and…it…beats me
j/k
Just lick it clean after you buy it and it’ll be fine
You assume those folks are all business Perhaps they leverage the availability of testing to address the fundamental questions plaguing humanity. That’s what I’d do.
second hand joy sticks are a risk.
did they include second hand duct tape & empty roll of toilet paper?
I truly think this is the strangest question I’ve seen on this board that wasn’t obviously posted by a drunk lunatic.
Goodwill Spunking?
Depends, was it an African swallow?
Hey thanks. I think it’s been 4 years since my last post. I was saving up.