Semen contamination of computer mice.

[Fiendish_Astronaut]

Seems a bit unfair to have over this to IMHO when the OP wanted real answers.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Marconi_N.Cheese

New ones are probably ok, third world workers don’t have time to masturbate.

10 minute break every 12 hours – plenty of time!

[choosybeggar]

@Steophan

You learned this word, and wanted to find an excuse to use it, didn’t you?

Made it up in a moment of inspiration.

[choosybeggar]

@Patty_O_Furniture

Wow saving up for four years? I’d have thought your OP would have been a lot bigger

There’s more where that came from

[choosybeggar]

@Fiendish_Astronaut

Seems a bit unfair to have over this to IMHO when the OP wanted real answers.

Hey, thanks. I was a little disappointed with the move, too. Admittedly the question was far afield and my posting may have seemed like a drive by after 4 years of inactivity.

[choosybeggar]

@drachillix

I don’t know about you but all my favorite women are very much interested in semen deposits.

Peri-menopause tempers this interest. As I mentioned in the OP, been a while since I’ve been around here.

[choosybeggar]

@Michael63129

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if most computer mice have at least a trace of semen on them, same for even nastier stuff like fecal matter and urine. Not necessarily because people masturbate at their computer, but because you’ll have traces on your hands unless you clean up VERY well, and who hasn’t washed their hands afterwards?

After all, keyboards (and mice) are well known to be filthier than toilets. :eek:

Oddly enough, I don’t care a fig about urine, germs, and feces (Oh My). Xenospermatophobia, as I’m told by the consulting psychologist, is extraordinary in it’s specificity.

[Siam_Sam]

@Patty_O_Furniture

Wow saving up for four years? I’d have thought your OP would have been a lot bigger

Was that an OP in his pocket or was he just happy to see us?

[Count_Blucher]

@Boyo_Jim

10 minute break every 12 hours – plenty of time!

…Leaving sperm much too small for the poster/ OPs mouses?

=d&r=

[Happy_Lendervedder]

I’d say the trace amounts of sperm would be wiped clean by the alcohol content in the Jergens.