Senior Texting Code

For my fellow-senior-citizens, here’s a handy guide to STC (Senior Texting Code), to save wear-and-tear on your arthritic fingers:

ATD: At The Doctor’s

BFF: Best Friend Fell

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder–

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

I love WAITT!!! Made me laugh aloud.

I’m old, but I don’t text. This might push me to try it! :smiley:

Gosh, I need GHA to use for myself. Very useful.

For the middle-aged but gettin’ there:

ROTLZ: Rockin’ out to Led Zeppelin. Stairway! Wooo!

CQVC: Checking QVC - The Denim Co. is having a spring sale!

CFUAB: Computer froze up again, bye. (followed by phone call to someone younger to walk me through this thing again)

Shouldn’t that be ROTLS: Rockin’ out to Lynard Skynard? FREEBIRD! Woohoo!

Oh, yeah! Feel free to substitute any Music of Your Life.