T9 Mixups (Or How I Amuse Myself While Texting)

T9 texting - y’know, when you start to type a word and your cell phone tries to guess what you are trying to say?

Some people love it. Some people hate it. Some T9 programs work better than others.

I once tried to tell someone I had sunburn and it came out “rumbupo” (which is now an inside joke with my friends).

And today - I was typing to my boyfriend about my “panties” (don’t ask me why) and it came out “panther” - and well a panther is a cat, which is also called a kitty or a pu*** - and well, it just amused me.

Have you notice any other T9 anomalies or had any other T9 errors that you want to share?

So why were you texting to your b/f about panties? Oh…right. Sorry. :wink:

I can’t think of anything specific at the moment, although there have been umpteen times that I’ve pressed “SEND” just as I notice some ridiculously stupid T9 typo on the screen. Oh well.

Stupid predictive text. Give me my Blackberry any day.

:smiley:

“Marty” always comes up as “nasty.”

“Thank for the nice shit.”

Usually the predictive text on my phone picks up on this stuff. Yes, I typed “shit” but I thought it would automatically correct it to “shirt” as it should have been. I noticed that it didn’t, but it was too late. Message sent. Thanks for the shit.

Cock and anal are the same numbers: 2625. Not that I text cock or anal a lot…

I’m gonna leave now.

hahaha!

If you aren’t careful, you can say you’re “coming good” when you mean you’re “coming home”. I’ve done that one.

Oh, and one time my boyfriend told me he wanted to kick my puppy. That’s a “thing” with us now. blush

My phone’s internal dictionary was frighteningly innocent when I first got it. I taught it a bunch of 4 letter words the first few days.

He’s coming home to kick your puppy. Sweet. :stuck_out_tongue:

Not a mixup, but a couple of months ago I was amused to discover that my phone’s T9 dictionary recognizes the Scientology term “engram.”
Why I was typing about engrams, now, that’s the mystery.

You could have been explaining how M5 worked.

A classic for me was: “Want to come over to drink and watch mother?” Mother, as I discovered, is the same buttons as “movies.”

Whenever I try to text “aww” my phone’s first suggestion is byzantine. I can just imagine the programmers locked in the back room who had to decide whether or not to put byzantine in the memory.

I’ve a friend with a t-shirt that says, “I want to kick your puppy.” Absolutely precious.

“Engram” was a real, live word for more than half a century before LRH picked it up and got it dirty in 1950. That is a pretty good dictionary you have, though.

My favourite T9 thingy: cycling through the suggestive suggestions NUDE MUFF MUDD.

my friend gave me a hard time over texting “do you want to in out tonight?”

yea, “in” and “go” are the same letters. Had it been a girl I’d have laughed about it, but it was one of my guy friends and now he just gives me shit about it.

All my T9 ever comes up with is non-words. I always have to use all caps so all my texts are shouting.

Short form of my name is Hay. You can see where that’s going…

‘Gay want to come over?’

‘Going to see gay’

‘Where are we meeting with gay?’

My stupid phone is a prude. Before I can type “crap” I have to scroll through:

Arcs
Asap
Bras
Apar
Cras
Ascr
then finally Crap.

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