T9 Mixups (Or How I Amuse Myself While Texting)

Once, when texting a friend about Wal-Mart, I tried to say “Yeh, I hate the place, but I need pantyhose” what came through was “Yeh, I have the place, but I need pantyhose” – that earned me a “WTF?” response. I try to pay more attention now.

Best thing I’ve read on here in a week!

Every single time I type “at”, my phone spits out “bu”. Every. Single. Time.

As I just discovered yesterday, “fruitcake” reads as “equitable” in my T9. Not funny, but it took me a moment to remember what I’d meant to type.

better equitable than edible!

I’ve never figured out predictive text, and I don’t know if my son uses it, but recently he txted me to

“Lips the baby good night for me!”

I was rather :confused: until his next message: “KISS! I mean KISS!”

Every time my dd’s boyfriend tries to text me that he is picking her up from work, I get – im sicking katie up. :rolleyes: