Ever notice, when using predictive text, that certain alternatives seem to go to gether? For example:
22537 = baker = cakes
5477 = kiss = lips
There are quite a few more, share your favorites!
Whenever I write that I’m going downtown (“stadiin”), my phone suggests at first that I am going to slightly-misspelled pubs (“pubeihn”). Surely I don’t party that much?
Also, my friend Paula is, according to my phone, Pätkä, i.e. “Shortie.”
I can’t give you fun, but I can give you a neologism popular in the south of england… Specifically remis = penis.
pint/shot
Marty = Nasty