Another ‘Listen up’ paring
Listen up all you cks****rs!
Limbaugh Stuns the World, Apologizes.
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If his apology starts like that then I don’t think it’s sincere.
The Dixie Chicks, revisited
What is the point of creating an artificial human?
Whoa, they’re androids?! And I thought being caught lip synching was a scandal.
**Christianity as a culture?
Would you permanently enslave a friend to save them from death? **
Well, if it brings him closer to Jesus . . .
**Pictures from my trip to Tibet
Dad called a perv for photographing his own kid **
Well, what was the kid doing in the photos?
From the Pit:
I pit he guy who had a dog in the back of his truck doing 90 down the freeway!
Leave your stupid laprat in the car!
** I think I’m slowly becoming a vegetarian.
Dear Og, this is food hell **
Separated by one, but worth it.
**Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!
I am so sick of the damned fear-mongering.
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Now they’re sequential. I shoulda waited.
**Ever Puked Just From Something You SAW?
I’ve made a whatsbetter.com style web page. **
I guess it didn’t turn out very well.
**Time again for…unusual names
Deep Fried BUTTER. Yep, Really… **
“Yep, Mr Butter really named his youngest ‘Deep Fried’, poor kid.”
**Why the general ignorance about medieval European culture?
Into the Mind of Flakes **
“I tell you, the REAL reason knights wore armor was in imitation of the aliens’ spacesuits! The very same aliens who were the origin of all those stories about angels!”
**Could this be a way to harness fusion energy?
Bathing cats **
Depends how much of a struggle the cats put up.
Listen up all you cks****rs!
I think I’m slowly becoming a vegetarian. **
So, what they say about diet affecting mood is right. Here, have a burger and calm down.
**Tried out a super-powerful handgun today
I’m in a book! Free Range Kids **
Page 36 : “Yessir; with this here handgun I can take down a kid in one shot. See?” BOOM “And them’s good eatin! Not like those factory farm raised kids!”
Eat to Live - 3 week update - down 19lbs
Showers: The next weight loss craze?
Seems to be working so far.
Deep Fried BUTTER. Yep, Really…
Beware the Bangkok Airport Scam!
I guess if somebody at the Bangkok airport offers you fried butter, turn them down.
**We Have Pigeon Eggs
Dear Og, this is food hell **
I suggest more varied meals; these fad diets never work well.
**Do you know any sympathetic German accented characters on TV or in ads?
Ask the White Male Black Lesbian **
Well?! Do you?
A good cup of tea
Nicolas Cage’s best movie
Huh, I’ve never heard of it and it doesn’t show up in IMDB either. Is it an independent film?
Loss of [bladder] Control [due to tickling]?
Bizarre faucet leak issue
**What’s the Most Difficult Thing You’ve Done?
A Hurried MMP **
Ever Puked Just From Something You SAW?
That stupid Miracle Whip ad.
Thread title - last poster combo:
** Where does change go? Shot From Guns **
My Luna could power a large city for a year from the power of her struggles when she gets a bath.
What should I look for/ask about when visiting a daycare?
Combovers
I don’t think you’re likely to find those in a daycare.
Who would be interested in a “surprise” vacation?
Who Likes Mini-Golf?
Awww, you spoiled the surprise!
**Waffle-shaped burns on my penis
I hate the Germans… **
And THAT’S why I avoid German cuisine.
** Why did you want kids?
We are not going to Mars **
Weird way to compensate