Sequel Names That Should Have Been

You mean Malcolm Y.

Jet Li returns in The Two.

Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind. Roy annoys the aliens so much they bring him right back.

Close Encounters of the 3-D Kind: A pointless update of the original. This time, all the national guard troops are armed with walkie-talkies.

For Bring It, my daughter proposed It Has Been Broughten!

**1787 – The Musical Constitution **

(Original title) 2-Electric Boogaloo

Brokeback Gap.

The Haberdasher Josey Wales

The Old, The Infirm, and The Medicated

Oklahoma Sucks!

The Texas Schoolboard Massacre

The Fall of the House of Usher, Yo

7:30-ish: A Vampyre Film Series for the Elderly

Finally Forgiven.

**Brokeback Valley

Rejection Letter for the Vampire

Star Peace / Star Detente / Star Border Wars

Lunch at Tiffany’s**

Breakfast at Denny’s

Placenta of a Nation

It’s a Wonderful Life, until the wife has an affair and the kids grow up they don’t call they don’t write, and what’s the point anyway, you just die alone

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter is Still Dead.

The all-Stephen King edition:

Salem’s Lots More

The Shawshank Fall From Grace

Teenagers Of The Corn

Carrie On

The Slightly Tarnished

Firecompleter

Cujojo Dancer, Your Life is Calling

Pet Crematorium

The Light Half

Miserier

The Green Kilometer

The Mostly Dead Zone

The Sitdown

The Tarnishing

Livers in Chicamauga
Oops, I see you have The Shining covered.

McCabe & Mrs. Millest

Shouldn’t that be Afterbirth of a Nation?

Four Honeymoons and an Interment

Old Guns

J.R.R Tolkien’s The Return of the Ring

The Matrix Demystified

Kill Bill Vol 3: Pay Bills

The B-Team

The 2nd Day After Tomorrow.