*The Devil Was Fired and Now Wears Off-the-Rack from K-Mart
The Calamari and the Blubber
The Men in the Orchestra
The Littlest Letter Writer to Politicians, Government Agencies and Local Newspapers
Trouvé*
*Easy Mobility Scooter
Othertimes a Really Pin-headed Notion
The Conversation II - The Texting
Dr. Bizarre Infatuation, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Loves Me Some WMD
Seppuku! Seppuku! Seppuku!
To Fricassee a Mockingbird
Musty, Dingy Harry*
The African Queen meets Priscilla
*Oliver Twist & Shout
A Man For All Seasonings
A Fistful of Debit Cards
Done That-Hur*
Remember, Like, Ten or Twelve Summers Ago When You Did That Thing? It’s Been So Long I Can Barely Remember What It Was
Oldman (I think Gary Oldman kind of looks like Choi Min-Sik, myself.)
20,0001 Leagues Under The Sea : Finding Nemo
The Man Who Finally Gets A Name And Spends The Movie Obtaining His SSN, Driving Licence etc. Sorted Out.
A Farewell to a Few More Body Parts
Where Eagles Are Nervous
The Day The Earth Coasted
From Russia, With Disdain
The So-so Eight
The Unclean Thirteen
Leave Her To Limbo
The Day of the Hyena
I Found Nemo
Down (Sequel to Up)
The Eight Lives of Fritz the Cat
I’m Harry Crumb
Animal Apartment / Condo
9 to 5 with a 2 hour lunch, job sharing, stock options, and Day Care followed by
Unemployed because the Company couldn’t turn a profit with the new Benefit Plan
9 1/2 months (sequel to 9 1/2 weeks)
2013 (Because nothing happened in 2012)
Lethal Weapon 5: Mel speaks his mind (or lack thereof)
Breakin’ 3 - Nuclear Boogaloo
The Steroid-Enhanced
Thought of one more:
Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt
***Afterlife of a Salesman
The Day After the Earth Stood Still
999,999 B.C.
All the President’s Men are in Jail***
Some in an entirely different vein:
The Young in One Another’s Arms
And the Sun Goes Down
Lead But To The Grave
Each Pray’r Accepted, and Each Wish Resign’d
Let the Old Dreams Die
Rosemary’s Teenager
In The Cool of The Day
Who’s Afraid of Wolf Blitzer?
Palin Rider (sorry)
All The President’s Men on Parole!
Dead Man Just Lying There
The Deep: 20 minutes in 1960
The Next to the Last House on the Left
The Hills Have Noses
Mr. Opus’s Holland
Dr. Yes
Daydream On Oak Street
It’s A OK Life
My Old, Sagging Greek Divorce
And Burn
Piles of Ash That Used to be Chariots
All Negotiating at the Palace at Versailles
Extraordinary Pets
…But You Sure Can Piss Off Your In-Laws
Rule #1: Hooch is Not Cider
Death is Drab
Bad Will at the Deli Counter
Children of a Mere Mortal
A Need to Invest in Curtains
The Wrong Amount
Llamalot
ETC (ET’s sequel… what do I win?)
Rocky V - The Search For Spock
How the west was squandered
Titanic 2, the Iceberg goes to jamaica
the Brunch Club