Sequel Names That Should Have Been

Tan Rider

I laughed.

**Brokeback Mountain II: I’m Gonna Quit You, Sucka.
Any Given Monday: Arm Chair Quarterbacks
**

Chocolat II: The Truffling

The Bourne Again

The Hunt for Red Buttons

Das Shoe

The Cocksucker Proxy

A Streetcar Named Indifference

Downhill Faller

Lips

How Green Was My Ditch

Devil In A Blue Muu-muu

Splendor On The Pavement

The Days of Beer and Nasturtiums

Or: Das Reboot

Ahhhhh, man. That’s much better. You’ve just made the list, buddy.

Citizen Kane 2: The Deported
Plan 9.1 From Outer Space
Rambo Number 5
Arthur 3 - Rehab
Afternoon Of The Dead
Witchcraft 20: Audience 0
Exorcist 6: Regan Goes Hawaiian
John McClane Vs. The Die Hard Battery
30 Nights Of Day
Soylent Green 2: It’s Still People

The Princess Wife

The The Eye Creature Goes To The The Optometrist
He also sees a speech therapist about that stutter

The Silence of the…

The Good, the Bad, and the 6-Pack-Beer-Goggles-So-So-Looking
Interview with a Vampire: On Larry King Live
The Substitute 2: Spanish Class
The Absolutely Last Dragon
This Time We’re Not Fucking Around: THE LAST Dragon
Enter the Return of the Last Dragon
Son of the Last Dragon

11 angry men and 1 tranny

12 Monkeys Later - Hamlet Returns

Agnes of God-Awful

Altered Statesmen

Almost Washed Up

American Beauty 2 -Pushin’ Daisies

Dr. No Means No

20,000 Leagues of Their Own

Amistad Returns - Empty Hold

Apollo the 13th