Sequel Names That Should Have Been

Apocalypse: Coming Soon

Apocalypse: Been There Done That.

The Laughing Game: HA! ha! Your Girlfriend has a penis.

Reservoir Dogs 2: A Walk In The Park

You know, because the first job was such a pooch screw, and the next one… Fine, I’ll go back to my room.

So, I Killed Bill. Now What?

I Killed Bill, Too.

Barry Lyndon’s Johnson

Lawrence of Trenton, N.J.

** 400 Blows: Finally The Swallow**
**
Some Like It Lukewarm**

A Bridge Juuuuust Right.

Face-On
Boogie Mornings
Battlefield Mars
Ewok Inferno
Dude, Where’s my Career?
Dude, Where’s my Geriatric Wife?
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A couple of friends an I had an idea for a (campy) movie about horseshoes, called True Shoe, and the sequel would be True Shoe Two - Too True to Shoe. We decided we should just skip the first movie and make the sequel…

Enough With The Hard, Just Die Already

Batman Ends
Highlander 3: Riverdance
Highlander 4: I’m not as quick as I used to be
Highlander 5: The Hardening
Electric Riverdance

Snakes on a Conveyor Belt

I just wonder how many people got this one.

Pies: The Master becomes a Sole Man causing everone around him to suffer da feet in soul singing contests.

[Wait, Really? Seriously?!]

Prequel : See

CubeD [This would make the third movie, not counting the prequel]

Automated Apple : The old in and out, in and out, on life, after being cured, all right.

The B Team:
Not quite as awesome as the A team. Starring Ice T as “Mister U”.