Sequential messenger screennames

ok its just basically the sequential thread title game but with messenger names so today i have
"The monkey can go anywhere. It True!! "
followed by
“You gave the world AIDS because you just couldnt keep away from those monkeys. I said it was a bad idea NOW WE’RE PAYING EH?”

I don’t know if this counts (b/c i have no idea what you are talking about) but here it goes.

“1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4
5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato floor”

Good enough?