Sequential Thread Titles and Dopernames

In this thread of mine, kaylasdad99 pointed out that the title and my username looked funny together. At the time, I started paying attention…it happens a lot.

Here are some from today:

Woo-hoo! Chicagoans can eat enlarged livers again!

Computers Hate Me
Will Repair

Man Held in Fire
Beware of Doug

How often do you think about food?
I Have Hippos In My Garden

The Horror In The Basement
Hal Briston

And Now, Cat Spanking
Inigo Montoya

And my favorite:

Why do my cat and dog ignore each other completely

None are as good as sequential threads, but they’re certainly mundane and pointless.