**DOOM3: Who’s got it? Who’s playing it?
Anyone playing Doom III?
**
Anyone? Anyone at all? Hello?
Don’t send me to Target with a credit card
I have purchased a catapault.
Biker Gang of Fools
Bragging about toddlers
C’mon Hamm, cough up the Gold!
What’s the point of being vegetarian?
Night vision of a diurnal birds of prey
Why does my left eye see things tinted red and my right eye see things tinted blue?
Warning: The next one is quite TMI.
Repeat: TMI!
You have been warned!
Clean up your GREASY, NASTY smear from the bench (gym rant)
I Pit late periods! (girly TMI)
Told you!
IMHO
What TV should I buy?
Blew up the TV
Sequential, sequential, sequential!
Consecutivising Thread Titles II
Shatner Has Been. A new CD. Uh-Oh.
Suggestions for a LOT of booze
The BBQ Pit:
Fuck stupid-ass security measures!!!
Take your giant rope spiderweb and shove it, Mr. Team-Builder!
say earler today
Bicycle saddles and impotence.
Biker Gang of Fools
In Great Debates, earlier this evening:
Should We Rebuild the Temple?
Ask the Bahai Woman!
Is there something you’re not telling us, Norine?? 
Just now at the top of MPSIMS:
I’m wireless!
I’m drunk
I hope I haven’t started a war with our neighbor!
MPSIMS:
Help me accept it… (penis size)
I’m Drunk
My patient’s bizarre penis
MPSIMS:
My NYC Protest Experience
I threw up on my dog!
Help me find new hobbies or activities
I am torturing a woodpecker
Right below this one, right now:
Help me accept it (penis size)
My patient’s bizarre penis
Hmm, looks like some thread titles just lend themselves to this:
What my Cat Needs/What I Need
My patient’s bizarre penis
From the Pit:
Why don’t you listen to ME?
Did you read the thread at all? (Supremely mild)
From MPSIMS:
The Siege Is Won
Now that I have gadzillion gmail invites…
I’m wireless!
Where should the wife and I go?
I saved these from the other day…
I’m Drunk
I threw up on my dog!
My son chatted up a girl at the bar for the first time today!
Hey, I never called you a bitch!
I asked you to do ONE F***ING THING, and you couldn’t even do that!
Parents who try to control their kids’ lives
If you had a time machine.
I may never grow up…
MPSIMS:
I threw up on my dog!
We got a little wet! Thanks Gaston!
Earlier today:
Help me accept it…(penis size).
Wanna see my kitty?