Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Can anyone explain this light bulb joke?
Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know

Last Day On The Job
Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy

**Shows you never thought would make you cry…
They cancelled “New Yankee Workshop” … a year ago **

What were my Indian neighbors doing last night?
1960’s era conscription

Is this some weird Indian sex fantasy game? “You play the evil draft board, Ashok, and I’ll be the unwilling draftee.”

Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories
Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival

**The truly great threads in SDMB history

Poll: On the crapper: how many wipes?**

Oh, yeah, that’s an instant classic.

Body Scan or Pat Down?
Friends with Benefits Boundaries

How to grind up lamb finely without food processor
Poll: Do you like high heels?

Stilettos do a swell job.

What are you worried about?
Christmas music and atheists

Some motherfucker smashed my car window
Are math students really this bad?

The calculus thugs are the worst. “Your money, or the solution to this parametric equation.”

Why I tend to dislike my family
I think I now know what it’s like to makeout with one of those heavy Axe users
Ghosts! Secret Rooms! Hidden Treasure! People walled up alive, hundreds of years ago! newslink

It sounds like Haunted Honeymoon.

why is it empowering that a woman have a sex toy but shameful for a man
Do you own any firearms?

Men have a gun.

** Ghosts! Secret Rooms! Hidden Treasure! People walled up alive, hundreds of years
Visiting a Prison-Info please **

** Things you think are truly beautiful

What is this thing? **

Is it Truly Beautiful?

**Laws of Nature.

Why I tend to dislike my family **
Why? It’s a law. I *have *to dislike them.

**Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival

How do you prepare for shopping on Black Friday? **

Wellllllll … I start by avoiding festivals.

Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy
%&*# my Mom says

** Best indestructible puppy toys?
You Spin My Head Right Round, Right Round**

The Linda Blair Devil Possession Doll. Instead of squeaking, it projectile vomits when your dog squeezes it.

** Brits: What are comedians saying about the royal engagement?
Anybody ever make scumble/applejack?**

Well, it’s more tasteful than joking about William and Kate making toad-in-the-hole.

Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for this year?
Bumper cars! (Car crash videos)

Funny kid stories, once again
Ghosts! Secret Rooms! Hidden Treasure! People walled up alive, hundreds of years ago! newslink

Those don’t sound funny at all.