God, I love the Onion:
Oh yeah.
I don’t have any comment on the Onion’s story, but after seeing Giraffe’s sig line I am wondering if I made the wrong move by marrying a LIONsob instead of a Giraffe !
Uh, that was a joke honey, really it was. (maybe)
Yeah, the whole Mayhem 2000 section this week is really top-notch. I enjoyed Clinton Declares Self President For Life. And unrelated to the election: I’m Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze.