Serious question about Habakkuk3

[elucidator]

@Death_of_Rats

It is kinda of sad that hummus itself, however, has a name like a sex act from the seedier sections of the Kama Sutra that only gets talked about in hushed, ashaned tones.

The Kama Sutra was made up by ancient chiropractors and acupuncturists to drum up business.

[Nava]

@kaylasdad99

Ummm, by “eat” did you mean to convey that Abuelita would “capture” those pieces,* or that she literally consumed them?

Forgive me for being dense, but from some of the things I’ve read from you about your family, something as terrifying as that doesn’t seem entirely implausible…

*(yes, that is the common term, although I think I may have come across the term “pawns” some time in my misspent youth)

Capture, yes… see, I knew there was going to be some word that didn’t translate well!

[Capt_Kirk]

@Bridget_Burke

Phoenicia offers exotic foods–raw or prepared. The Downtown location is really handy for those wishing to avoid an expedition to arthest Westheimer.

Sometimes, shawarma really hits the spot…

Oh yum, nom nom

They also have those delicious Turkish sausages there. I like most proper Houstonians rarely venture outside of the loop and never pass the beltway because out there is populated by savages. No offense outer loopers but I like my little sea of blue in the vast ocean of red that is Texas.

Aren’t we supposed to be pitting somebody? Ya’ll are making me hungry

Capt

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

@3trew

Or, you make the salad, blend it into a paste, and use it as a dip for your Doritos. It’s a win-win situation.

Well, lose-lose, really, but I am assured that this is mathematically the same.

Yah, I think it would be healthier to incorporate bukkake into the salad rather than Doritos.

[3trew]

But… if you have Doritos AND bukkake, why on earth would you need the salad?

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

For health reasons,

DUH!

[Capt_Kirk]

@3trew

But… if you have Doritos AND bukkake, why on earth would you need the salad?

Well you could toss it, if you are into that

Capt

[3trew]

So we got bukkake, dipped in Doritos, and then tossing everyone’s salad afterwards for health reasons. I pit you, abstinence based education.

I did have a brief moment of “eww eww eww”, but then I noticed that this thread lacked any sheep, ladles, or pan frying, and was reassured we are not lowering the tone.