Um, despite your familiarity with any number of animal species, your understanding of the conditions prevalent in the human digestive system is imbecilic and indicates a preference for American style lager served in aluminum cans! You vapid toad!
Sorry, Colibri, but he’s got a point. Not about the toad part, but about the beer. 
I for one would like to know how you manage to store beer in your digestive system.
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