You totally missed an opportunity there, you know. You should have done it like the happy handbag/sad handbag pictures! First one: 
Second one: 
I wear shirts and dresses like that as well. Tiny black safety pins are my friends. When I’m not using it or I’m washing it, I pin it to the hem so I don’t lose it.
As for me, it’s pretty proportional, though I think they got bigger overall with pregnancy. I pretty much went from 36B to 38C to 40D to 42DD.
Well, you know what I have to do as soon as I get off from work. Update those pics! Dammit, I can’t believe I didn’t think to smile in the first pic!
Yeah, no shit it happens here all the time.
It doesn’t make it any less moronic and childish.
In fact, that was the entire reason I replied to it. I’m sick of that dumbass stuff when it comes to “female threads”.
Would it help if we dropped in the “male threads” to do some dumbass stuff?
I lose weight in the boobage area, but it is dead last. I gained some marriage padding, and the ladies were just downright ridiculous, then I gained weight in my thighs, then around my waist. The weight around the waist is what I couldn’t take, and decided my rapidly-approaching-chubby ass needed to take it easy at dinner time. The tummy went first, then the thighs, then the ladies got smaller, but they still aren’t at their playing weight, even though the rest of me is.
When I gain weight, my boobs are the first things to get big.
When I lose weight, my boobs do NOT CHANGE AT ALL GODDAMMIT!!!
“I think I’ve got testicular cancer, guys.”
“PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN HAR HAR HAR! I LUV BALLS!”
No, but really, I agree that it’s obnoxious that in any serious discussion about something to do with the female anatomy, someone will pop in and be an -at best , childish, at worst sexist- pig. C’mon, guys.
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Those are MAGNIFICENT!!!
I kind of want to rest my head on them and have a nice nap…
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I do that sometimes. By mistake.
My weight fluctuates by about 5kg up and down, not enough to cause any significant changes in the girls. Have to say though that while dieting is hard work, if I seriously thought I’d lose a cup size by losing say 8kg I’d be eating nothing but lettuce all the time…