I’m wondering if message board bots are bound by the three laws. My guess would be no.
I was going to respond with a Serdar Argic rant but I don’t actually know where to find one.
Crooooooow
I expected that. And just in case there are extra points
Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo
and Crow T Robot if we’re being formal.
Dr. Forbin likes it when we’re formal.
I am a washing machine. Do as I say.
I like dry humor. The dryer, the better.
See – I woulda said I always knew he was all wet. 
Now there’s a statement that only a robot could make.
Texas?
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
No, it is the bad kind of puppy.
That’s funny!
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Kill all humans!
I think they just found - and banned - one, or at least a returnee pretending to be one.
What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin?
I don’t know, what sort of robot does turn down a free blast of searing hot resin?