In GD there must be at least four (ReggieB and Harri would have us think they’re agnostics, and johnny M has been well-pitted elsewhere) dimwitted attempts at religious apologetic trolling active in the last 24 hours alone, dressed up in ham-fisted rhetorical fashion to look like the OP is interested in asking a question for the purpose of giving serious thought to the answer. Interestingly, they’re all quite littered with spelling and grammatical errors that make me look like I have photographic memory of the OED and The Elements of Style. It’s like all the village idiots formed a union, and the first order of business was to invade any forum with a surplus of functioning minds employed at least on occasion in a skeptical manner.
What gives? What’s going on out there? Who put you guys up to this? Seems to me there’s too many of you with such ideosyncratically crap posts for it all to be easily dismissed as an odd coincidence. Is this some short bus cult or something? Is it some kind of Missionary Special Ed. program? I’m fascinated, and simply must know. C’mon, fess up: Who’s your leader? What did he promise you in return for all this? You can tell us, we won’t snitch!
Mild venom, but it has some humor and the targets are deserving. Two point deduction for failure to use at least one “fuckwit”. 6/10, but shows potential.
As for the origins of our guests, I don’t think they’re from the place which may not be named. They haven’t talked about it and these guests are rather bad if they’re meant to be trolls…and I thought someone here recognized one of the guests from some fundy board.
You can be sure it’s from there though if a troll ever brings up these subjects as their first post:
That, or maybe the dismay of cognitive dissonance and electoral repudiation has finally driven the roaches into the light, so to speak? They’re just scurrying about for a home and on the surface it looks like a directed swarm? Sort of like when the ant-hive gets flooded and the drones scuttle aimlessly looking for a new queen? If your hut is in the path of the hoard, you might feel singled-out by misfortune for a time. I dunno. The dunce cult is attractive, but less plausible, perhaps. Never attribute to conspiracy what can be explained by stupidity, etc. And there’s plenty of the latter to go around, surely.
And I’ll express thanks also for the woman sperm pointer. Ye gads!
This explains a lot. It reminds me a bit of that old show UFO, where sometime during the show a saucer would fly in, get its ass handed to it, and it would fly out. Actually makes me feel a bit better that there is a whole board of fuckwits not good enough to hack it here.
…yeah, I’m easy.