You guys can eat whoever you want, but leave Prairie Dawn alone. She my bitch.
By way of corroboration, he was nominated for an award for this rap.
Mr. Hooper’s out because he’s been dead for 20 years.
My vote goes for Big Bird and Snuffy. They’re large. Elmo would be a mercy killing, however.
And Cookie Monster is MY bitch.
Robin
Ah, that’s too bad. 'Cause, as much as I love Gonzo, he’d have to go first if Muppet Show characters were on the island. Then, I could have all his chickens.
You people realize that there was a sketch on an episode of the State that was all about killing and eating Muppets, right?
It was sick then, sick now. These are Muppets, people. Muppets!
Mmmmmmm…Muppets…
Oh, so you created it, eh? Heh. 
It’s a great community, and it should be used more than it is.
Heh, yeah. There was a certain amount of Muppet deviancy at work there, but I lacked the creative energy to keep feeding it topics, especially for the time when it was just Rue and I “participating.” Too bad I’m in the middle of moving right now or I’d try to give it a shot in the arm.
Big Bird is a cefinite second. My stratagy is to first eliminate the competition, then prepare a nice Big Bird roast.
Miss Piggy:
Breakfast: Bacon
Lunch: Ham coldcuts
Dinner: Pork Chops