Big excitement in the Buckwheat household as we celebrate our anniversary.
I remember when I first laid eyes on her, there in the trailer park, drinking a 40.
In fact I had to rub my eyes a bit to see her better, but that may have just been the effects of the pepper spray. Poor thing was playing hard-to-get.
Anyway, our romance was a blur, but that may have just been from the cheap wine we were drinking all the time.
Once we were legally allowed to leave the state of California we moved out here to Colorado. She got a good job at the local strip club, and I had good luck with some scams that weren’t as yet known out here.
After we were out here for a couple of years we realized that we had forgotten something back in California. But I am sure that those children all found good homes somewhere.
The other night we got in to a big fight and I had to play my “man” card.
I told her that I was the man of the house and what I say is the law, dammit!
The next afternoon when I got out of the hospital, I came home to find that she had changed the locks on our house! Can you believe that? But she eventually let me in so I know that this is true love. She didn’t call the SWAT team like she did last time!
I look fondly forward to our years together, and our next anniversary!
She truly is one of a kind.
