Considering that I’ve been out of sexual commission for 5 weeks and 5 days (hurry up Wednesday!) after having a baby, I’d give up most anything rather than the opp to have sex right about now.
Besides, I can access the bootay. The remote, though?
Forget it-I’d have to pry it out of Hubster’s cold dead fingers!
Well, i’ve gone a month without sex before, but i can’t remember ever going a month without TV.
Would masturbation be allowed?
No. If it were, the question would be less interesting:
w00t! Smileyus interruptus! :eek:
Buh-bye remote.
Hell, I’ve got a couple kids, I’ll get them to change the channel for me.
For the love of god, why would I be sitting around watching television if it wern’t for the fact that I’m not getting laid right now?
This is a quandry much like Eddie Izzard’s “Cake? Or death?”
Umm…sex, please.
We’re going to need more cake…
I don’t watch that much TV anyway…bye bye, TV!
Wait…would this have to be one month consecutively? Or can I just give up one day a week for 30 weeks? That would total up to equal 30 days…which is a month. 