Moderator Note - Probably not SFW, so I have put a spoiler around the link.
(SFW), you know you want to read it. 
The Sun isn’t exactly high-brow, but you’ve got to admire the reporter’s po-faced, very British, sense of humour.
Dollbanger, eh? I’m glad we have brave souls willing to put their bodies on the line to ensure the safety of others. I mean, it’s a machine full of solid and potentially sharp bits. Break it just wrong and you’ll have to take up some more mundane hobby like knitting or stamp collecting.
“Brick Dollbanger”? MmmHmmm. That’s almost biblical in “name = life path”. No other part of the story is biblical, though. At least my Bible doesn’t contain 1st and 2nd Sexalonians…
I would not call that link SFW.
Well, he did know her Biblically five times in 10 days.
Now I’m frightened that, should I ever purchase a sex doll, there would be one of those little slips of paper that says “Inspected by number 28” sticking out of some orifice and I would think of this story.
I’m not sure “sex doll tester” is something I would want on my resume.
Regards,
Shodan
It’s safe if your work is sex robot testing.
My well-regarded Shodan, that would be listed as “product quality control specialist” and described as “Assisted in development and in-depth testing of goods to ensure customer enjoyment under hard use; conducted penetrating inquiries into materials resistance and lubricant deterioration.”
Moderator Note
It’s difficult for me to tell exactly how NSFW that link is since I have my browser locked down fairly tightly and I don’t know if anything auto-plays on that page. The article title alone might get you in trouble at work though, so even though the title isn’t featured prominently enough for your boss to see it across the room, I have gone ahead and spoiler-tagged the link.
Brick Dollbanger? Does he do adult acting on the side? Because sex-toy testers having a nom de porn is a new one on me.
He apparently has a Youtube channel. I didn’t check.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the term “furious bonking” before but, god as my witness, I’m going to find a way to regularly use it in normal conversation.
Nah, it’s basically a big rubber lady. So I’ve heard.
Dennis