Honestly people! It seems as if every other thread on the SDMB is sex-related. It’s excruciatingly frustrating it is to know about every else’s sex lives while not having one of your own.
Anyway, here’s my question: What’s the ratio of sex-related threads posted to non-sex-related?
When I say “sex” I mean the act(s) of sex, not “gender”.
I’m not asking for anyone to give an exact answer, just an educated estimate.
I estimate that ATMB is a better place for this thread. Or maybe MPSIMS, or IMHO.
What the heck; ATMB it is for now.
Hmmm. Don’t spend much time out of IMHO and MPSIMS, do we?
Also new sig test. 
6990 have the word “sex” out of 38586 threads in total
or 18%
14894 have one of the words “sex fuck blow horny suck”,
or 38%
Is that sexy enough for you? 
(and I didn’t even count “panties”)
Bosda, I hate to be the resident grump around here but isn’t that sig just a tad long?
It looks like the War and Peace of sig files.
Can you please do some selective blue-penciling?
your humble Tubadiva
Administrator
'Cuz that’s all there is to life, isn’t there?
Se-e-ex! I’m having se-e-ex!! Oh, wait, my mistake… I’m having roo-oo-oot canal!!
it’s shorter
shorter still
Beautiful. Thanks muchly.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
You really should have added panties.
When I added that the numbers went to **21805 out of 38698, or 56 %
We have a winner - Sex is the most popular topic on the board!
shorter still
and again
Do a search. Input your name in one box & the word ‘sex’ in the word box.
I got 1071 messages with my name & ‘sex’. That is almost 18% of my posts
Alright, you guys, get going with yours.
139 threads with “sex” out of a total of 413 threads posted to.
So I’m only 33.7% sexy.
Yet another meaningless posting statistic; I like it!
Actually, Tuba, it’s DRY that has the A Dance to the Music of Time sig.
I meant:
.
Hadn’t seen Dry’s latest opus, but I did note that he was getting overlarge as well. Thanks.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
156 out of 469 threads I have posted to contain the word sex.
I’m 1/3 sexy.
Tuba, I’m not sure I understand this. My sig seems to be approximately as long as Bosda’s, including the blank lines. And you seem to indicate that Bosda’s is of acceptable length.
Actually, looking at some of my posts, I do notice that there’s sometimes a blank line after the last line in my sig. Other times, there isn’t. What causes this? I believe I’ve deleted all space bar entries, other characters, etc., after the last word on my sig.
Tuba, what determines an appropriate sig length? Number of characters? Number of lines, including blank lines? If I were to shrink the size of the font, using the “sub” code, would that help? I’m asking ONLY in an effort to conform, not to be confrontational.
I must point out, however, that, just by reading current threads today, (as opposed to spending hours searching), I saw AT LEAST three sig lines that were as long or longer than mine. And no, I’m not counting Satan’s, as his “sig” is actually part of his post. (I would just as soon not name these individuals, though, because I don’t want to be seen as someone who criticizes other people’s sigs, or posting style, or whatnot. I’m of the “MYOB” belief, though I certainly accept whatever rules the mods and admins choose to lay down.)
I don’t know how diligent Montfort was in ascertaining that I have the longest sig on the board, but may I respectfully submit that he be a bit more circumspect?