On Mount Royal, behind a rock next to A FOOTPATH, in broad daylight.
In the parking lot of Angrignon Park. Just as I came, WHAM someone else’s lights went on. I was like, “Drive, Wayne, drive!”
In my bathtub. Sounds pretty normal, huh? Well, it was with a houseguest my dad didn’t know I was sleeping with (my third boyfriend, as it happens). What happened is, after my dad went to work, I woke this guy (also named Matt) up, and we started to make out… then we had a shower together… and then we had a bath together… and then DAD CAME HOME. So there we are in the bathtub. I’m like “Ssssssh!”
Dad goes up to his bedroom to get something and walks RIGHT PAST US. “Hi Matt, you’re in the tub?”
“…yeah…”
“Where’s Matt?”
“…he went shopping…”
“OK. See you tonight.”
“…bye…”
Then he left. And Matt released that breath he had been holding.
And then we realized that HIS SHOES WERE BY THE FRONT DOOR! AAAGH!
Interesting places I’ve made out with my boyfriends:
in the sculpture garden of the Montreal Museum of Modern Art.
in Mederic-Martin Park in the village, while there was a COP watching us. We intentionally kept it G-rated and kept going for a long, long time, just to annoy him.
in the tunnel going from Westmount Square shopping mall to Atwater Metro. A security guard saw us on camera and chased us away. I wonder if he would have been so unfriendly to a straight couple. :mad:
Interesting places I’ve been fondled:
at this disco I go to called Sky. This guy had my shirt most of the way off and was sucking my tit. (He was really drunk.) And before you ask, it’s really not that kind of club.
Interesting places I’ve jerked off:
in the bathroom on the top level of the Eiffel Tower.
on the metro. And before you think I’m a pervert (well, any more of a pervert than I actually am), it was after midnight on Sunday night and there was nobody else in the car. I just did it for the experience.
in the back seat of the family car WHILE MY PARENTS WERE DRIVING, during a cross-country vacation. Albeit under a blanket.
The strangest was on top of a new entrance to a mall in Des Moines, Ia. All of these construction materials around on a Fri night. very erotic.
The most recent was in a parking lot at Mcdonalds. There were some wooden fences at the back bordering a small wooded area. Anyone going through the drive through could(and did) see us.And there was a hotel on the other side and a group of people parked in a bus and all of them heard her.
I can’t really say much about mine…but my best friend was sprung on a catholic school oval by the sister! And then there was the outdoor table at the uni-cafe one night…haven’t used that one since!
oh yes…and she told me a story about her DJ boyfriend and the Radio station during the evening show! Pity the Mic. wasn’t left up I’m thinking…but that’s a different story!
Im so plain and boring im not even gonna bother you with that… but the most daring things ive witnessed is… well 2 ppl going at on the top row seats of the FedEx Feild in DC… infront of some 80.000 people attending the HFStival… they stoped when they realized they were on the bigscreen and had like everyone there cheering them on…
And when i was in NYC last summer… in the bed next to mine in a 12 bed dorm room in the HI-NY Hostel… They were prolly thining they were quiet, but on old skwirky matrasses like that thats nearly impossible… pretty much everyone in the room had been woken up by them… h well atleast they had fun
Hope to have some stories of my own a lil later on… as for now ill just… sulk
On the hood of my fiance’s car in a park: once (2 or 3 min after we zipped up and everything, a cop drove by)
In a car in front of my parents house: three times (once in his brother’s car)
On the couch with my parents in the next room: three times (almost got caught once, good thing he had a long tee-shirt!)
In my room with my parents coming home any miniute: twice
In his room with his parents upstairs: countless times
Kicker-- The first time we made love (my first time ever) his two year old neice walked in and wanted to play!
And this isn’t counting all the times there wasn’t penetration!
