Sexiest video

Linda Evangelista is one of the sexiest women to ever walk this planet. She is just stunning and I could watch her in this video all day. The rest of the super models… shrug More Linda please!

A video that borrowed from this theme of super models (former) lip-synching but also playing the roles of the members of the band is Duran Duran’s Girl Panic. Eva Herzigova as Nick Rhodes is sexy as hell.

GIRL PANIC

Judging from the reactions of the boys I knew, the bikini was working as intended.

Shik shak shok

Rumour has it that it may have been intentional, but who knew that these things could slip down ? Repeatedly.

Ignorance fought.

How could I forget about Axel Bauer’s Cargo de Nuit ? That song came out when I was 9 and seeing it on French TV on a Saturday afternoon was… revelatory to say the least. Let’s just say that while Sabrina’s music video was all in good, silly fun, Bauer’s is… more aesthetic and seedy, in tune with song, actually. Directed by French fashion photographer Jean-Baptiste Mondino, by the way :

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=e9c1ya90N2M (gets definitely NSFW around 3:00)

If that’s still too tame, you may want to have a look at Mylène Farmer’s early music videos, which were more erotic short films, really.

Safe(ish) for work links:

Libertine (1986).
Pourvu qu’elles Soient Douces (1988)

LeAnn Rimes, “Life Goes On”

She spends half of the video in her underwear, which is not that interesting. She spends the other half in a green silk dress, which is VERY interesting.

The design of the dress is actually pretty conservative. But it is made of very thin material, and the way the scenes are lit, it often looks very close to the color of her skin.
If you are a guy, the back of your brain keeps thinking, "That ought to be see-through. Maybe if I stare just a little bit harder . . . "

Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry - Crazy Bit*h (Official Music Video) - YouTube (find the original video for NSFW)

Bad Girlfriend - Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, “Senorita”

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A reminder that while NSFW links are allowed here, they must comply with the two-click rule: That is to say, a viewer must have to click at least twice in order to view the NSFW material. Breaking the link like ** Les Espaces Du Sommeil ** did is one way to comply with this rule; adding a spoiler tag is another. pulykamell’s link was not in compliance, so I added spoiler tags. I haven’t watched all of the other videos, but if there are any others that are NSFW, please let me know and I’ll edit them too.

Surely it has to be Rammstein’s “Pussy?”
https://vimeo.com/ 185244331

It’s basically porn, honestly.

Mine is Bull In The Heather simply because there’s nothing sexier to me than a woman playing the hell out of a bass - and it’s my favorite Sonic Youth song, too…there’s something sultry about those guitar licks…with their sustained tension and lingering on notes that are just ‘off’ enough to be alluring without actually being dissonant.

Actually, that wasn’t even the most explicit version of the video.

https://vimeo.com/ 125653393 is even more so (albeit with worse quality).

Mmmm…female bass players …White Zombie…Abandoned Pools…

Better than porn …

I know it doesn’t exactly fit the parameters outlined for the thread, but, as Little Nemo correctly states, it’s hard to get any sexier than the original scene from All That Jazz (and it’s on video now, so technically it’s a music video :D):

Take Off With Me (entire scene)

Not videos exactly, but simply visit YouTube and pick any Ohio Players song where the visual is nothing but one of the group’s album covers.

Sexy, sensual, erotic, all of the above.

There were a handful of videos from the early 90s that stand out to me. The aforementioned George Michael’s Freedom ‘90 and Divinyls’ I Touch Myself were especially…entertaining…for a 15/16 year-old Happy. But danged Prince & the NPG didn’t have some doozies.

It was on constant MTV rotation , but I’ll spoiler just in case.

Always liked this version of Britney Spears’s Toxic.

Billy Idol, Cradle of Love…

Winner winner, hand’s down. For me in the 80’s early 90’s this was the only thing in the world. I think she (they) nailed the “dominant” girl with the nerd, so it appealed to a teenage boy with a bit of a perverse complex.

Saw this link in another thread and thought, yeah, this might be the sexiest video ever: Mark Gormley

Never was crazy about the song title, but always remembered this nicely swaying image from the Stray Cats’ “Sexy and Still Technically a Minor”.

Technically not a “video”, but video enough? A pair of easy on the eyes vocalists from Ginger Baker’s Air Force. (and possibly an improved version of “SOYL”, at that!)

Jan Terri

Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker