Sexual fantasies: what setups/situations/settings does your fancy stray to?

If have this wacky recurring one where there’s a woman there WITH me…

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Err…too late…we’ve already got your screen name (and by the way, how you doin’ :smiley: ?)

I’m madly in love with the student/teacher affair (as the student) although I always prefer it to be more about intellect than a power play – after-school seduction via Shakespeare or Shaw, mmmmmmmm.

Pirates are always great, as long as you get to employ the Long John Silver vocabulary.

  1. Captured by pirates!: Hell no.
  2. Student getting ‘private tutoring’ from teacher. [Were you student or teacher?]: Student. Rarely do I feel drawn into this one.
  3. Mate swapping: Thinking about other men at all shuts me down.
  4. Starring in a porn movie: No.
  5. ‘Gothic mansion’ type settings: No. Handsome English country houses are another thing.
  6. Boss/secretary discipline: To me the “d” word is about as erotic as a kick in the teeth. (Apologies if that’s anyone’s kink.) (That said, I do occasionally daydream about a certain TV legal analyst walking on my back in high heels, but she’s always very playful about it…)
  7. ‘Fan Fic’ type things: I went thru a Lois-and-Clark thing when I was about 13. (I was Clark.)
  8. Getting caught ‘passing’ as the other sex: No. I have now and then involved a woman dressed as a man.
  9. Being the sex slave of a dominatrix, or just being totally taken advantage of by aggressive, kinky, and sexually dominant men/women: Only very kidding, pretend stuff now and then. I do sometimes imagine getting in a shrill, sarcastic argument with an intelligent, sexy, yet bitchy woman, which comes to a stalemate that only ends with my grabbing and kissing her into next week. (Yes, I’ve watched entirely too much Frasier.)
  10. Nurse/patient or nurse/doctor: No.
  11. Surreptitiously turning my partner on in a public setting where we can’t really do anything about it: No, but I do fantasize about stopping an elevator between floors.
  12. Being a “Pet”: No.

Here’s one of my own (and only) scenarios:

  1. Performance art (say, painting your partner blue and rolling them on a big piece of paper, or perhaps pointless modern dance rituals with household objects to art-noise soundtracks. Audience optional.)

I call and order a pizza. I have sex, and by the time I am done the pizza is at the door. I eat.

I don’t have any of the ones mentioned here. I’ll think and see if there are any I would share on a message board.

Bus ride, seated next to female passenger… perhaps a chaperoned high school excursion or invent some other reason it would be inappropriate and not tolerated for us to be doing anything… eyes straight ahead, not acknowledging each other, inobtrusive very tiny movements of the hands: nudging, gently & slowly rubbing fabrics or tugging at seams or loops so as to pull the fabric taut against certain interesting skins.

Tracing or getting traced with a knitting needle or the edge of a book, outlining the other person’s tingly parts, she to provoke mine into expanding and moving, me to cause the fabric to moisten.

Interruptions. Not knowing if it’s going to start up again. Waiting. Slow movement, noncommittal movement, anticipation, wondering.

I didn’t see any but one of my favourites, so I’ll just list the more printable examples: Mormon door-to-door missionary/lascivious gay heathen, rent boy/wealthy client, teacher/student, younger scared inmate/gruff but kindly older prisoner showing him the ropes.

The interesting thing is, for pretty much all of my fantasies, I fantasize about being either role, or neither (just a fantasy with two random people, not me).

Being at the mercy (of which there’s little, of course) of a woman exquisitely skilled at drawing my attention to her body without it being obvious to anyone else that she’s posing or flaunting. Moving nonchalantly to a posture sexy from a certain angle, glancing down at herself or flicking at a button with a fingertip to direct attention, then glancing back at me — mm?


I get this hi-tech audiophile’s membrance stuff, it holds a mild magnetic charge that causes it to buzz and vibrate in response to ambient sound so as to amplify it in microphone pickup devices, etc;… so I cut some out and carefully insert it under the cotton panel layer of her underpants, which she dons, and all day long in response to whatever’s going on around her, it’s responding to surrounding sounds by making little buzzings.

Sorry I’m late, I had the flu. (P.S. does anyone else get kinkier ideas when they have a cold/flu ?)

  1. Captured by pirates!
    Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, 'Lady, you may either dine with the captain wearing this dress, or you dine with the crew naked"
  2. Student getting ‘private tutoring’ from teacher.
    Male student controling female teacher, yum.
  3. Mate swapping:
    No, but going hunting for flesh blood with a permanent mate, grrrr.
  4. Starring in a porn movie:
    No, but making a slave go on line is of interest.
  5. ‘Gothic mansion’ type settings:
    Vampires and Virgins, I’d be either.
  6. Boss/secretary discipline:
    Secretary is a favourite film, say no more.
  7. ‘Fan Fic’ type things:
    Can’t get into this, don’t know why.
  8. Getting caught ‘passing’ as the other sex:
    6’ tall and broad sholdered, I couldn’t imagine passing for a woman, I’ll dress up in gender-questionable clothing but always as a male.
  9. Being the sex slave of a dominatrix, or just being totally taken advantage of by aggressive, kinky, and sexually dominant men/women:
    I’m more into dom, fantasies. As a slave I’d usual fantasize as being a woman owned by other women or supernatural vampire type male.
  10. Nurse/patient or nurse/doctor:
    No, I’ve been in hospital for real too often to find this stuff sexy. Though I sure did fantasize about the nurses whilst I was in Hospital.
  11. Surreptitiously turning my partner on in a public setting where we can’t really do anything about it:
    Yes, remote control egg, or TENS unit. See the move Image for less mechanical ideas.
  12. Being a “Pet”:
    No, but perhapse being a slave of less value than a pet.
  13. Performance art
    Artistic exhibitionism is great fun.
  14. Training a Sex Slave
    Training someone to com on command, and to feel released from all their inhibitions.
  1. Captured by pirates!
    Yes, and i’ll be the inncocent captive in a gorgeous dress

  2. Student getting ‘private tutoring’ from teacher.
    Yep, student.

  3. Mate swapping:
    No. I couldnt deal with the emotional repurcussions in real life.

  4. Starring in a porn movie:
    Nah.

  5. ‘Gothic mansion’ type settings:
    Not so much… although the vampire/virgins scenario is intriguing me.

  6. Boss/secretary discipline:
    Yep- secretary.

  7. ‘Fan Fic’ type things:
    No. There hasnt been something thus far to get me going.

  8. Getting caught ‘passing’ as the other sex:
    Honestly I dont even understand the sexual appeal here.

  9. Being the sex slave of a dominatrix, or just being totally taken advantage of by aggressive, kinky, and sexually dominant men/women:
    Yeah- I’m all over this. I love to be dominated.

  10. Nurse/patient or nurse/doctor:
    Nah.

  11. Surreptitiously turning my partner on in a public setting where we can’t really do anything about it:
    Always a good time. I did this over the weekend with my boyfriend.

  12. Being a “Pet”:
    Nope.

  13. Performance art
    No.

  14. Training a Sex Slave
    Yep.

How about the service person/customer thing? Like the UPS guy, TV repair guy etc shows up for a visit and a sexual interaction occurs. I love this.

Am I the only one turned on by the idea of a CarFullOfScaryClowns?

I am SO there.

  1. Captured by pirates!: No.

  2. Student getting ‘private tutoring’ from teacher: I’m a teacher. I live this one.

  3. Mate swapping: No.

  4. Starring in a porn movie: No.

  5. ‘Gothic mansion’ type settings: No.

  6. Boss/secretary discipline: No.

  7. ‘Fan Fic’ type things: I look a little like Grace Park (Boomer), my wife like Linda Park (Hoshi). In other words, boy howdy.

  8. Getting caught ‘passing’ as the other sex: Deep-rooted pathological fear, yes. Sexual fantasy, no.

  9. Being the sex slave of a dominatrix, or just being totally taken advantage of by aggressive, kinky, and sexually dominant men/women: No.

  10. Nurse/patient or nurse/doctor: My wife’s a nurse. I’ve lived this one, too.

  11. Surreptitiously turning my partner on in a public setting where we can’t really do anything about it: No.

  12. Being a “Pet”: No.

  13. Performance art: No.

  14. Training a Sex Slave: No.

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Er. Uh. Do you have any pictures online? Not of the fan fic but of Hosh… your wife, I mean. For comparison purposes only, of course.

I thought of her immediately! LOL :smiley:

Gah! Stupid preview! My signature was supposed to be affixed to that post!

Because of our situation, posting pictures of ourselves wouldn’t be a good idea, as that could potentially make us a target for people a bit less friendly than those who post here.

However:

This picture of Boomer is a fairly close approximation of how I look, but with a darker complexion and black hair.

And this picture of Linda Park best approximates what Mrs. Six looks like, but taller and with bigger boobs.

Oh, come on! You cannot post about a bigger busted Hoshi and not give a cite! That’s illegal under the Geneva Convention! And now that I’ve seen a picture of Boomer, who I was unfamiliar with up until this point, my curiosity is even more piqued.

My email address is in my profile. You know you want to.

Please? Pretty please? :frowning:

Stranded amidst a wasteland (usually post-nuclear desert or tundra), far away from the rest of humanity, scarce edibles and clean water, many potential threats around.

Oddly, I dreamt this pretty often even before playing Fallout.