Yep. I got in trouble at school. Actually it was me and two other friends. We recorded “inappropriate” sounds in the computer in the Digital Sound part of our computer class.
***“Life is an orgasm, so grab a spoon”
“If cheerleading is a sport, then masturbation should be one too.”
“In case of emergency insert microphone into anal orifice and turn on”
“Welcome to Bob’s Cajun Restaurant, where we feel a good time for all is a good thing”
"Here at Arnold’s Arm Shack, We have a wide array of spare body parts. ***
That’s what our school called “unacceptable behavior.” They also felt it necessary call it sexual harassment, profanity on schoolwork, and racial slurs. The Punishment was a morning detention.
This is not a rant, I’m proud of what we did, ad if we had to do it again, I would make sure there were real racial slurs and sexual harassment in there. If I’m going to get into trouble, at least it was for something GOOD.
I guess the first one is sexual, but the spoon reference has me stumped as to how.
I figure that the second is accurate. Neither is a sport, but I fail to see the harrasing bit.
Unless the “turn on” bit is referring to something that ain’t the microphone, this isn’t sexual (medical perhaps, but not sexual, unless you are into some really odd crap). Perhaps you want to record the sounds of the digestive tract of the animal/human under stress for scientific purposes.
Bob’s cajun restaurant sounds like a cool place to eat, I don’t see anything harrassing or sexual about everyone having a good time.
Arnold’s arm shack could be an auto parts place specializing in A-Arms and fenders. Pretty much non-sexual any way you look at it, unless you are some kind of really sick perv.
I can see that it’s innapropriate, but it’s hardly sexual harrassment, and how it contains racial slurs has me stumped. Is there a bit you are leaving out?
Schools aren’t democracies. I learned that lesson the hard way in high school; when push comes to shove the Principal and Superintendent can do almost anything within reason to protect the student body physically or emotionally. I see nothing personally wrong with what you did, lord knows I did worse, but you must have expected to be nailed.
I don’t understand, are you a misogynist or a racist? If not why would you want to broadcast hurtful and insensitive things?
Well thank goodness it’s “not a rant” otherwise you might have had to put some thought, effort and creativity into it!
Sigh… Mudshark is this little dogpile of inane utterances the best you can do? How lame and pathetic these little exclamations were. It’s disturbing that an SDMB poster considers these under achieving, lazy mouse droppings a “proud” best effort. Where are your standards Mudshark? Check some of Billy Rubins’s and other Pit master’s postings for inspiration or are you just going to keep dog paddling in the shallow end of the pond? Weak Mudshark, weak.
At least all of you got the same punishment… last time my friends and I were in trouble at school, one of them who was just WATCHING us doing what we were doing got a worse punishment than one of the ones who was helping us do it.