Why oh why is it so hard for movie makers to properly use the concept of susension of disbelief? It drives me mad! MAD I tell you! BWAHAHAAAAA.!!!
What? You have no idea what I’m ranting about?
I just watched The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. In this movie I was expected to believe that Captain Nemo could build a submarine 800 ft long and 20 ft wide. I was expected to believe that vampires exist. I was expected to believe that the invisible man was real. And I was expected to believe that Mr. Hyde was a large rampaging monster.
I accepted all these premises with ease. After all, if I didn’t suspend disbelief over these items, there wouldn’t have been much movie. I didn’t even require any explanation other than “They just are.”
But once I have accepted the basic premise of the movie, the movie HAS to remain internally consistent with how these premises interact with the rest of the world.
In LXG, without any explanation or good reason, I am also expected to accept several incidental breakings of the laws of physics that have nothing to do with the premises I had already accepted. A man can wear a steel breatplate and it will protect him from a Winchester rifle? Despite the fact that armor went out of use because even a smoothbore black powder rifle can penetrate any amount of steel that a human can wear while still remaining mobile?
An 800ft long sub makes a large wake in the ocean, but can cruise down the canals of Venice and create no wake at all?
A man who has never seen a car before can instantly with no instruction at all figure out how to drive like he’s a NASCAR champ?
GaaaaHHHH!H!!! This kind of thing annoys the crud out of me.