Shabbat Shalom, Motherf____s!

[IzzyR]

One Mean Heeb

At one point in Jonathan Kesselman’s “Jewish exploitation” comedy, “The Hebrew Hammer,” Mordechai Jefferson Carver strides into a seedy skinhead bar wearing a long leather coat, a black fedora, pais, a tallit and an oversized gold chai. A chalkboard advertises beer on tap such as Old Adolf, but the titular superhero orders “Manischewitz, straight up.” Then he crashes a bottle over the bartender’s head, whips out two sawed-off shotguns and shouts, “Shabbat Shalom, Motherf____s!”

In this outrageous world of the Hammer (Adam Goldberg), the Orthodox Jewish hero must battle the evil son of Santa (Andy Dick) to save Chanukah.

The Hammer, dubbed the “baddest Heeb this side of Tel Aviv,” drives a low-riding baby blue Cadillac with white fur interior (which resembles an Israeli flag on wheels). His favorite expletive is “G-dash-D damn it!”

Something different, no doubt. But I don’t know if this type of thing gets wide circulation.

[Captain_Amazing]

“I want to have many children with you.”

Heh…I so want this movie to be picked up.

[Malthus]

At last! A chance to legitimately use this emoticon: ;j

[Daniel]

That’s awesome. I want that car! ;j

[grendel72]

Wow!
Um… I’m not jewish, but I seriously want to see this movie now.

That is so badass.

[Ben]

Ugh… I’ve missed my chance. A few years ago I suggested to a friend that one could do a remake of “Shaft” entitled “Schlomo.”

[grendel72]

Wow. I just checked the IMdB for more info.
Check it out: Melvin Van Peebles as Sweetback. They are keepin’ it real.

Wow.

[ultrafilter]

I will see this movie, somehow.

[Caprese]

I want to see this movie, too! I’ve always liked Adam Goldberg.

[FriarTed]

or is it just in production?

I MUST SEE IT!!!

[FriarTed]

G_D wants me to see this movie!!!

[Skywatcher]

IMDb listing