Shagging birds in school uniforms: Yeah baby !

The BBQ Pit
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I got worried when I saw a cub-scout cap sticking out from under my friends bed until he explained he was at one of these partys :smiley:

In broad generalisations I don’t find this dodgey. Obviously, there are a couple of damage bastards in every bunch, but that is true of any population. As far as I have understood it, the difference here is that these women are dressing up as schoolgirls in the same way as a dragqueen is dressing up as a woman. It’s a cartoon, caricature, parody and salutation. The key point I think is not to be as authentic as possible, but to be as fun as possible, perhaps even as extreme as possible.

The whole Brittany issue is for me a different one. She was going for “slutty 16” look. There I think the lines get blurred, not in terms of paedos, who are out after children (please can we keep the concepts of prepubescent children, and very young adults separate?), but I think it does however blur the lines for those who can perhaps somehow find a way to justify improper behaviour with a 14 year old…

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My dogs breath smells like dog bum but I promise not to post any photos of him licking his butt.

L_C, I wonder if may be in part the fantasy of the innocent virgin being taught sexuality by an experienced man in a safe (and legal) manner, (i.e. consenting adults). I don’t think it portrays children but sexual naivete and the power the man has to teach the “virgin” how to please him.

Then again, maybe I have watched one too many pornos.

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Nurses! Where!..runs home to pounce on his RN wife.

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Royal Navy? Nahh.

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cough JPEGs? :smiley:

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Choking - Either rigging up something to asphyxiate yourself with or having someone else do it with their hands. Often used in conjunction with huffing inhalants (as seen in “Life as a House”). Not done to the point of unconsciousness if it’s done right, taken right to the edge. Seriously stupid brain-cell death thrill.

Roboing - AKA Robotripping. Taking a massive dose of Robitussin or another cough remedy that has the active ingredient Dextromethorphan. DXM, as it is called on the street, is a member of the dissociative anaesthetic family, related to Ketamine and PCP. Depending on dosage and how long you’ve been using (long term users get more intense effects from the same dose) DXM produces anything from a sensation not unlike a marijuana high to intense auditory and visual hallucinations combined with total dissociation from the body. DXM is can be legally acquired in pure form from pharmaceutical companies and is often sold on the street as a recreational drug. It is also commonly mixed with or sold as Ecstacy. This stuff requires some education to use in medicine form, as many cough remedies contain other active ingredients that are dangerous in high doses, and most contain an ingredient that is there solely to induce vomiting if you take a very high dose, preventing people from using it recreationally. Robitussin Maximum Strength Cough and it’s generic counterparts are the only kind I know of that has no active ingredients other than DXM.

I feel I should add to this post that I have been clean and sober for quite a while now, after a difficult breakup lead to heavy drug use and a speed addiction that was a lot of work to break. It seemed appropriate to mention all of that in a post that includes such extensive knowledge of this kind of thing.

LC

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It’s been pointed out that the men wear schoolboy uniforms at these clubs. If this is a fantasy, it’s not about the headmaster spanking a female student. It’s about school kids only.

The uniforms are all right in a club setting, but

that is tacky. Wearing any kind of club clothes is daylight (to class! In front of the person who’s responsible for your grade!) is tacky.

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Forgot to mention that one of the things my mate finds the most fun at these parties is the “return to innocence” thing. He loves screwing up the courage to go over to one of the girls and asking her does she want to dance when one of the slow-dances comes on. Kissing for an hour and hoping to “cop a feel” is also exciting. Apparantly (he says) it’s not the meat market that other nightclubs are where its taken for granted that if you start flirting with somone you will end up sleeping with them that night.

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Good job, Lucki! Glad to hear it!

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Define club clothes.

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its more about sexual awakening than illigal, immoral thrills.

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It’s not just a heterosexual phenomenon though. My friends and I who will be doing this are all lesbians, and there is little fetishising of adolescents in the lesbian community, like there seems to be for other sexualities.

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Anything that restricts the ability to do everyday tasks, like a skirt that’s too short to sit down in, or a hairstyle that’s too elaborate to lean over a Bunsen burner with; the addition of cumbersome accessories that serve no real function; and cosmetics too garish for daylight. In general, anything that’s really a costume, not an ensemble. It’s great to be fashion conscious and care how you look, but there should be room for upgrading when you dress to go out.

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Whoohoo, that just about covers my entire wardrobe, right down to the costume bit. Wait… is it still a costume if I wear it all the time?

I shall make every effort to lurk in the shadows from now on, and stay out of daylight if we should cross paths. I don’t think this is going to help me in getting people to quit calling me goth, though.

Boo! :smiley:

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Just my opinion, jin; it’s still a free country.

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jin
Thanks, Now I’m fully awake. I not really able to function at my job though but I’m fully awake. But that skirt could be shorter.

in conclusion rrrrooooowwww
Now should I move to Houston or to London. I’m closer to London right now. Hey maybe the next Londondope could be one of these parties!

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You ought to make that page where you explain in no uncertain terms that you are notagoth (thank you, cruel.com) easier to find. I’ve used it on several occasions to show how silly the little vampire wannabees can be.

:cool:

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Greetings, I am one of Zaphod’s loyal toadies… or that’s what he thinks…

In truth, I work for Antichristo, the EVIL luchadore Overlord and all powerful ruler of Hell.

Oh and I too am not a goth (nor a crook for that matter!). Although, I admit to knowing goths and more than one goth female as asked that I wear a schoolgirl outfit for Halloween. Don’t ask, I’m not sure I fully understand this perverse obsession of theirs with having me cross-dress for their amusement…

I simply wish to elaborate upon the situation of schoolgirl outfits in Japan and the infamous “lolicom” fetish.

Schoolgirl outfits, better known amongst Japanophiles and Otaku of all kinds as the sailor (pronounced “say-lah”) fuku (clothes), is the stuff of popular culture, myth and sexual fantasies in Japan and has a certain following in North America thanks to anime (especially mahou shoujo series Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon) and internet pornography. Almost every Japanese girl/woman I’ve known has her own stories regarding the infamous outfit and what it meant to her - most of them are boring, but what do you expect out of spoiled upper middle class Japanese girls?

While most didn’t mind them, they did have a bit of jealousy towards the western girls and the more liberal policies of American schools towards dress codes. Still, despite being excessively common and in no way a means by which one can be associated with a particular social class (apart from variants between the actual outfits), the sailor fuku is regarded as a cultural (gosh I hate the term culture, don’t you?) icon and a powerful sexual symbol.

The sailor fuku often ends up being associated with the lolicom or Lolita Complex (why hasn’t anyone mentioned this book so far? Very à propos I’d say!). The lolita complex simply refers to the seemingly abnormal interest of certain Japanese males for excessively young female characters in manga/anime (as opposed to real life underage girls which leave them cold for the most part) - i.e. Sakura of Card Captor Sakura fame has her own series of hentai doujinshi manga.

Hentai manga, pornographic movies featuring real life participants, and yes, even special “pawn shops” (can’t recall the proper name at this moment) where one may buy “used” female clothing are popular methods to get one’s fix of schoolgirl LUV. The last one is still the subject of much debate but there’s more proof of such a business existing (on a regular basis) than the infamous urban legend of a vending machine selling used female underwear…

So what does this have to do with club goers in the UK and the U.S.? Not really sure… hell of a story though!

hears crickets chirp

Criticism accepted…

Moving on, the schoolgirl outfit is a fairly powerful sexual symbol in North America and, I presume, in most of north western Europe as well. In fact, I dare say it’s one of the most underrated sexual fantasies out there!

Now, critics will chime in to say that it’s awfully close to paedophilia…

For pete’s sake! What sexual fantasy isn’t in some manner related to a socially unacceptable behaviour? You want me to believe that Mistress Ilsa and her cortage of slaves are a good representation of what a “civilised society” should be? Now I’m not about to say that being led around by some tall, latex-clad firebrand is in any way unappealing, but honestly, isn’t this sort of behaviour (outside of a sexual practice) “wrong” by most social norms of those nations mentioned in this thread? Isn’t this a case of a rose by any other name?

But you see, those are fantasies - well I guess that Mistress Ilsa might disagree and who am I really to argue with a fictional Domina - and certainly do not represent real life… or do they?

It all boils down to this: are fantasies a means by which we can avoid socially unacceptable behaviour or are they merely a first step into these said “depraved” behavioural patterns?

Are we creatures capable of handling a fantasy/reality dychotomy or not?

Are reality and fantasy so far apart that one does not equate the other?

What the hell am I doing? It’s 3:40 AM and I’m about to embark upon a debate concerning psychoanalysis, post-modernism and sex! Eeeps!

claps Bravo Asplagis, once more you’ve outdone yourself! Way to make a first impression old boy!

sighs

At least I managed to talk about Sailor Moon, schoolgirl outfits and that vending machine story that amuses me to no end.

I’ll try and complete this train of thought tomorrow…