Shame on you, Lee Majors

for poaching the powers of the Bionic Woman.

Yes, old Lee, and I do mean OLD, is shilling for a “Bionic Ear” on TV. Everybody knows Jamie had the super hearing. Link warning: a video with soundtrack starts playing when you click this link.

I swear Lee sounds half dead in the video – defintely needs a new set of bionic lungs, or maybe an adrenaline pump refill.