Well, at least he didn’t say you’ll have to be put down.
The other day my wife brought some groceries back from the store and I was putting them away, when I dropped a bottle of Pine-Sol on the kitchen floor. The lid popped off and half of the bottle splilled all over the place. It took 3 days to get rid of the smell.
If it had been, it would’ve damaged the kneecap on the way to the foot.
Being 40, I’m old enough to recall a time when shampoo came in glass bottles. I recall it, mind you, because at around age 5 or so I knocked my sister’s bottle of Prell off the shelf in the shower. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to avoid shards of broken glass when there’s running water and a suddenly voluminous quantity of suds around your feet?
I have to say that I had been thinking it’s a good thing it wasn’t one of those glass Prell bottles.
So, you told two friends about it and so on, and so on.
Must have been Fabergé Shampoo.
Am i the only one that was expecting this to be of a more… proctological nature?
Next time, skip the ambulance and just call a toe truck.