Ya followin’ me camera guy?
MARCH 27–Meet Vince Shlomi. He’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.
I’ll bet she didn’t love his nuts.
44? You’re kidding. That guy should sell aging cream, because I’d card him if he tried to buy a drink.
edit: well, after seeing the mug shot I take it back. Hell of a makeup artist that guy must have.
I wonder if Billy Mays is going to try to one-up him now by killing a hobo or something.