Opal, my brother was bitten by a dachshund while he was only an infant, so you’re not alone.
As for my dog bite story… We have a large akbash named Ziya. We got her from some breeders in Kansas. She’s been one of the sweetest dogs our family has ever known. Well, a year or two after getting her, the breeders contact us and want to know if we’ll take Nokta, her older half brother, as they were having trouble finding homes for many of the dogs. We finally decided we would, and before long we have this beast of a dog in our house. It took a while, but we finally got him house-trained. But… He never seemed to like me or my dad very much. Oftentimes, when I walked into a room, he’d start growling at me, baring his teeth. This should’ve set off warning bells, but we figured he just needed more time to get used to the family.
Well, one day, he finally snapped. I never did anything to him; all I did was bend down to pet Ziya. Suddenly, I feel like I’ve been hit with a bag of cement. The whole kitchen is now filled with noise, and the room is spinning. After a few minutes I learn that Nokta attacked me. My dad fought him off me before he could do any more damage. I couldn’t see how bad my face was, and thanks to adrenalin I never felt any pain, so I was thinking, “Alright, ok, I’ll need a band-aid. One of the big ones, of course. And some neopsorin. Then I’ll be fine.”
It’s a good thing they didn’t let me see myself in a mirror. It was enough to make my brother nearly faint. We rushed to the emergency room (somehow getting there in 10 minutes, when it takes 20 when travelling at 65mph), and I then had to wait for over an hour to get seen. The plastic surgeon did do a great job though.
Later, we contact the breeders who gave us the dog and tell them what happened. They immediately blame us for being a bad household. We’ve had dogs in our family for years! There has literally been no period of my life when we were without a dog. And they’ve always been the most wonderful sweeties we’ve ever known. Turns out, as we learned yet later, that Nokta had a history of attacking the very sheep it was supposed to be guarding. They pawned him off on us because he was a problem dog, and they never told us a thing about his temperament.
We gave the breeders an ultimatum: they can come get the dog, or we have it put to sleep. They chose the former, still believing we’re “bad people.” But, of course, they were too busy to come get it themselves. So, we finally arranged it so that a group of circus clowns would take him back (don’t ask me how we got this arrangement. I still don’t get it). They were in our area, and were going through Kansas, so they agreed to it (yes, we did warn them about the dog). And that was the last I saw of Nokta.
Ziya, on the other hand, is still the friendly little pup she’s been for the last 7 years.